General Memes
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Lili: Who ate all the cookies?
Wren: Wasn't me.
Spags: There's literally cookie crumbs on your shirt.
Wren **runs*
Non-Thwaphouser: Who broke the printer?
Lili: It was already broken.
Spags: Define "broke".
Wren: Is it not supposed to smoke?
Wren: "It's not rocket science."
Bats: "Unless you're building a rocket, then it probably is."
**mass destruction*
Lili: What happened?!
Spags: "All's fair in love and war."
Wren: "And board games."
Gracie: "Life is like a box of chocolates."
Fab: "Unless you're allergic to chocolate, then it's like a box of disappointment."
Lili: "Keep your friends close and your snacks closer."
Kay: "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
Ickaw: "Unless the doctor is really persistent."
Spags: "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade."
Gracie: "Or just throw them back and demand chocolate."
Oskar: "The pen is mightier than the sword."
Banana: "Unless you're in a sword fight."
Wren: "Money can't buy happiness."
Anaya: "But it can buy fries, which is basically the same thing."
Ickaw: "The early bird catches the worm."
Wren: "And the late bird gets to sleep in."
Kay: "Actions speak louder than words."
Spags: "But sometimes, a really loud word will do the trick."
Anaya: "The best things in life are free."
Lili: "Like the samples at the grocery store."
Lili: While I'm gone Wren you're in charge
Wren: YAY!!!!!
Lili: **whispering* Spags you're actually in charge.
Spags: obviously