Thwap House Monopoly Ideas...

I came up with ideas if there was a Thwap House Monopoly, and here it is:

Thwap House Monopoly

Currency: Lifeer (1 lifeer, 5 lifeer, 10 lifeer. At the begining, each player gets five of the 1s and 5's and two of 10's)

Banker: Admin (Does all the stuff that a banker does in monopoly)

Go: Log in (Collect 10 lifeer as you pass or land on)

Jail: Flagged! (Just walking = Just posting)

Free parking: Free Totatoes (collect all lifeer in the middle of the board)

Go to jail: You are flagged! (Advance to Flagged)

Income tax: Re-captcha (Pay 10 lifeer)

Luxury tax: Site crash! (Pay 5 lifeer)

Houses: Posts

Hotels: Best Answers

Railroads: Creatures

Properties: Locations

Utilities: Lurtz's Crazy machines

Comunity chest: Random

Chance: Silly

Comunity chest (Random) cards:

1. Durgan Guild (You have posted 100+ times! Collect 10 lifeer)

2. TTH Songwriter (You have created a song on thwap house! Collect 5 lifeer)

3. Thwapling Member (You're new to the site! Advance to log in!)

4. Flagged! (You have been Flagged! Advance straight to Flagged. Do not pass log in. Do not collect 10 lifeer)

5. Writers Club Badge: In the words of Obadiah Gigglesworth: "You've got a book!" Collect 5 lifeer.

6. Prank Badge! (You have gotten a prank badge! Pay 5 lifeer!)

7. Mooo! (You have gone deep into Glipwood Forest, but have been chased by a toothy cow! Pay 10 lifeer.)

8. Sssssssssss (Fangs have taken over the forum and deleted the posts! Pay 5 lifeer for each post destroyed and 7 lifeer for every Best Answers!)

9. You trusted a Skreeblin and it bit you! Pay 10 lifeer

10. What's this?! You have been rickrolled?! Pay 5 lifeer

11. Thwapling Defender Badge (The admin has been awarded the thwapling defender badge! He now must pay each player 3 lifeer!)

12. New Post! (Advance to next property containing a post or best answer and pay the rent!)

13. You have benefitted from the advice of your advisor, King James the Good! (Collect 10 lifeer!)

14. Ooooh! (You have learned Book's secret of making portals! Advance to any space on the board you wish!)

15. You see a strange reflection of an alien with four eyes and pour lemon lime gatoraid into the toilet and the plummer has to be called for "Koopa goop." (Pay the plumber 5 lifeer!)

Chance (Silly) cards:

1. Baby shark doo doo... (You click one of Azog's links and are forced to listen to obnoxious music! Pay 10 lifeer!)

2. You enter the thwap house, but are thwapped by the thwapping hand and sent flying! (go back three spaces)

3. You click a link but stop it before it can play awful music! (Cancel a Silly or Random card against you!)

4. You make a typo and start a new trend on thwap house! (Collect 1 lifeer from every player)

5. You create an awesome piece of art! (Collect 10 lifeer)

6. You attempt to kidnap Gandalf but only make him angry (Pay 15 lifeer lest you be turned into a spotted toad in a garden full of grass snakes!)

7. You betray King James the Squeeblin and kick him out of your kingdom for no reason! (Advance to King James Creature Space and buy it! Do not pass log in! Do not collect 10 lifeer)

8. There is a new Wingfeather livestream, but you missed it! (Pay 10 lifeer!!!)

9. The Wingfeather merch is very adictive, and you buy all of it! (Pay 7 lifeer)

10. Inspiration! (You have inspiration for a post! Add one to any color group for free!)

11. You eat corn and turn into a corn gnome! (Pay 5 lifeer!)

12. Squeeblesworth has destroyed your castle! (Pay 3 lifeer for every post and 8 lifeer for every best answer!)

13. You find a Fazzle Dove that uh... Just pay 5 lifeer.

14. You post a hillarious meme and recieve 100 likes. (Collect 15 lifeer)

15. A bot gets on the site and rickrolls you! (Pay 5 lifeer!)

Railraod (creature) cards:

Reading Railroad: Puddle the Water Dog (Cost, 5 lifeer)

Pennsulvania Railroad: Bedotime (Cost, 5 lifeer)

B. & O. Railroad: King James (Cost, 5 lifeer)

Short Line: Guacamole Pants (Cost, 5 lifeer

Utilities (Lurtz's Crazy Machines)

Electric Company: Mind reader (Cost, 4 lifeer)

Water works: Running Machine (Cost, 4 lifeer

Properties (Locations)

Mediteranean Avenue: Glipwood (Cost, 2 lifeer)

Baltic Avenue: Dugtown (Cost, 2 lifeer)

Oriental Avenue: Walmart (Beware the Walmartians!) (Cost, 3 lifeer)

Vermont Avenue: Lurtz's Invention Shed (Cost, 3 lifeer)

Connecticut Avenue: Hall of Adventures (Cost, 3 lifeer)

St. Charles Place: Sebastien's Bagel Resteraunt (Cost, 3 lifeer)

States Avenue: Maddie Pennypat Avenue (Cost, 3 lifeer)

Virginia Avenue: Ice Prairies (Cost, 4 lifeer)

St. James Place: Book's Cave (Cost, 4 lifeer)

Tennessee Avenue: Strander Camps (Cost, 4 lifeer)

New York Avenue: Torrborro (Cost, 4 lifeer)

Kentucky Avenue: Dark Sea of Darkness (Cost, 5 lifeer)

Indiana Avenue: Killridge Mountains (Cost, 5 lifeer)

Illinois Avenue: King James' Castle (Cost, 5 lifeer)

Atlantic Avenue: The Green Hollows (Cost, 6 lifeer)

Ventnor Avenue: Mothgog and Viggo Bloodbane's Lair (Cost, 6 lifeer)

Marvin Gardens: Blackwood (Cost, 6 lifeer)

Pacific Avenue: Lowell's Homeland (Cost, 7 lifeer)

North Carolina Avenue: Throg (Cost, 7 lifeer)

Pennsylvania Avenue: Shining Isle of Anniera (Cost, 9 lifeer)

Park Place: King Jame's Palace (Cost, 10 lifeer)

Boardwalk: Castle Rysen (Cost, 10 lifeer)

So what do y'all think?