There we go. Like Wren, I know some interesting people. These are as close as I can remember to what was actually said.
“You can’t name a country Bob.”
“I’m Pinky!”
“Cats have 9 lives!” “Not Ava’s cat”
“Were you raised in a barn?”
“Woah, woah, woah, that’s my brother!”
“Bob, Bob, Bob!”
“Let them eat cake.”
“Dead. D-e-d. Dead.”
“Aw, I couldn’t get chips before you murdered them”
“The communists kidnapped my brother. That’s a clone.”
"Bad Lizzy." hits over the head with a book
"Now we feast on {insert word of choice} flesh!"
"No more doughnuts until we get back on the bus. immense disappointment from me"
"I need a villain."
"YOU ATE JOJO SMITH???"
Today my friend said: "I saw an alpaca eating a pancake, a llama eating a cupcake, and a koala throwing poop because it thought it was a monkey. Alpaca."
Guess the context of this! Or make something up!