@PaiWingfeather (FF, BLC, AMLC, Oreo Warrior) !!!! here they are!!!
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Pai: **comes bursting into the room* IM BORED!
Ellie: **reading on the couch* Hmm thats nice
Other Ellie: **jumps off the armchair she was in* ME TOO! Lets go do something fun!
Ellie: who says we weren’t having fun?
Other Ellie: ME!
Fab: **appears out of nowhere* I know what to do to make you un-bored! GREEEEEN
Other Ellie: Nooooo **faints*
Pai: ….this is not what I was going for
Banana: wait- pai is giving bats more caffeine????
Pai: uuhhmmm yes?
Banana: I SHALL NOW KIDNAP YOU MUAHWAHAHAHHAHAHA
Seth: Since Wren has made a bound with me, it is time to liberate the chorkneys
Lili: I’m finally going to get my chorkney’s back!
Seth: I mean- time to start the process of liberating the chorkneys
Lili: **blinks* what?
Seth: oh yeah you guys have to go get a bunch of stuff and do some crazy things so you can heal them!
Lili: **huffs* fine then lets start now!
Seth: LOL your so funny
Lili: WHAT NOW?!?!
Seth: im disappearing for three weeks! Bye :D
Lili: well then Fab can take over!
Fab: **fades into the distance* the finals have arrived
Char: Hey guys whats- **everyone freezes*
Bats: **is duck taping wren to a lighthouse
Banana: **sending squirrels to free wren*
Pai: **handing bats more caffeine*
Lili: **trying to talk sense into bats while duck taped to a lighthouse*
Char: What on earth-
Bats: I WILL NOT SLEEP AND YOU CANNOT MAKE ME!!!!! RAAAHHHHH
Char: …want some coffee?
Banana, Wren, and Lili: DON’T!!!
Seth: **walks in the room*
Ellie: no.
Seth: **opens his mouth to say something*
Ellie: no.
Seth: **turns and walks away*
Ellie: ok wait- now im curious what were you going to say?
Seth: um- Anaya sent me to tell you that she didn’t do it on purpose…
Ellie: **jumps up and runs out of the room* ANAYA!!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?
Wren: Whats wrong with a little bit of chaos and betrayal?
Banana: a lot of things!!
Wren: like what?
Banana: its UNETHICAL!!!
Wren: …aaaand whyshouldicare?
Kay: Matt- you’re the responsible one, please try to talk some sense into them!
Matt: **watching char, anaya, and clark trying to construct a catapult out of baguettes* Oh no. I gave up on that ages ago.
Lili: **shrugs* thats fair
Wren: Whats in your hand?
Tris: NOTHING!
Matt: ok you never say “nothing” that fast unless it something
Tris: fine! Its a frog.
Seth: Ooh! Can I see it?
Tris: NO! Its MY frog!
Wren: What’s his name?
Tris: …Sir-Ribbits-A-Lot
Rachel: if you had to describe me in one word, what would it be?
Banana: menace.
Char: Uuhhhmm why is there a baby chorkney sitting in my soup?
Lili: He’s my emotional support dinner guest
Char: I-
Lili: He’s polite! Look, he’s even tucked in his wings!
Char: …that does not make this better
Seth: alright everyone- I have an idea!
Matt: that one sentence alone has already given me a headache
Seth: It’s a brilliant idea!
Matt: no.
Seth: I haven’t even-
Matt: no.
Seth: **thows his hands up in the air* why you guys always do that to me?
Matt: **undisturbed* because your an explosive maniac and your ideas usually end up in destruction.
Seth: how is that my fault!??
Matt: **looks up from his book* how is that not your fault??
Anaya: OK GUYS let’s talk. I think its time for me to plan my funeral.
Wren: …ok did I miss something? Why are we planning your funeral??
Anaya: why not? If I don’t plan it now, someone else is gonna plan it for me!
Kay: I see no problem with that.
Anaya: yeah well my Dad’s been planning his funeral for ages so I guess it runs in the family
Char: …ok well continue
Anaya: alright! **starts making a list* in the middle of the service, there needs to be a speaker in the coffin so you can play an audio of someone knocking and yelling “LEMME OUT LEMME OUT”
Spags: **grins* I make sure that happens!
Anaya: **checks it off* stunning! Ok then bats is going to sing a super sad funeral dirge- but in the middle stik is going to start blasting Happy Dance by MercyMe at full volume- or maybe Amen by Matthew West…mmm we’ll decide that later
Wren: …I like this plan
Char: I LOVE this plan!
Anaya: oh im not done yet- there is gonna be a disco/karaoke party afterwards **pauses* with several bouncy houses and giant inflatable slides. And a pool. Ooo and maybe a rollercoaster or smth. Then Kay, Bats, and Spags will be in charge of the kitchen crew- and Fab has to make soup. And there will be tons and tons of fries
Kay: **nods* on it
Anaya: I want a 12 layer wedding cake with the topper and everything- at the entrance with lots of white decor and flowers just to throw people off- oh and the invites to the funeral will be put as “Save the Date!” With super fancy lettering and description of the afterparty. And then a pic of the coffin at the bottom
Char: I’m your girl! Can I take creative liberties with the back?
Anaya: go crazy- just make the front look like a wedding invite.
Matt: **walks in* wedding? Who’s getting married?
Anaya: **nonchalantly* oh no one- we’re planning my funeral!
Seth: **pops his head in* can I be in charge of the fireworks and possible explosion of the cake?
Matt: hang on- we’re planning her funeral?!???? Why on earth is no one phased by this?!?!????
Everyone: **awkward silence*
Kay: If we mess up, we could get arrested.
Anaya: And if we don’t mess up it could be LEGENDARY!!!
Bats: If you two don’t stop im duck taping both of you to the ceiling!
Wren: ok so just to be clear, the plan is to rush in blindly without thinking?
Clark: I like to call it “aggressive improvisation”
Pai: I call that “a great way to meet paramedics”
Char: I have a plan.
Arthra: Oh no…
Char: its 5% thought out and 95% pure vibes
Kay: so, the usual. Im in.
Arthra: you haven’t even heard it yet!
Kay: thats what makes it exciting
Seth: If you don’t let me cause at least one explosion today, I will be forced to express my emotions in other ways
Matt: …what other ways?
Seth: **shrugs* idk- feelings probably
Ellie: **visibly horrified* you can have one explosion
Wren: tris, why are you covered in glitter?
Tris: I regret nothing.
Pai: She ran through the craft store yelling “I AM THE SHINIEST NIGHTMARE!”
Lili: …you know what? That tracks.
Anaya: **pouting* why didn’t you invite me??
Rachel: I am a calm and responsible person!
Fab: …you literally just yelled at a tree because the wind made it drop a branch on you.
Rachel: IT WAS PERSONAL
Anaya: do you ever just…scream for no reason?
Char: …no?
Anaya: **screams anyways*
Char: um…
Anaya: do you ever squawk at chickens for no reason?
Char: no?!??!?
Anaya: do it.
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I didn't do a ton- but here they are! **elegant curtsy* i hope you enjoy!
the second one made me laugh out loud-in fact, most of them did. you got my character pretty accurate
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