Don't feel like saying much here.
Anaya: bursts into room
Bats: What happened?
Anaya: No one died-
Bats: WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER IS THAT?!?!
Matt: Are you even listening to me?
Seth: Yeah, of course.
Matt: Then what did I just say?
Seth: The words were in English, I know that much..
Banana: Why are you covered in glitter?
Wren: That’s classified information.
Fab: It’s really not. She tripped into Bat’s office.
Bats: I need caffeine.
Spags: You need sleep.
Bats: I think we can both agree that’s unrealistic.
Ellie: You can’t just avoid all responsibility forever.
Fab: Challenge accepted.
Seth: Okay, guys, we have a problem!
Matt: Oh, great. How bad is it?
Seth: On a scale from “Oops” to “We’re going to jail”… it’s “We should leave. Immediately.”
Wren: Why is there glitter everywhere??!
Bats appearing with an explosion of glitter: Because I exist in this space.
Bats: I have improved the living room.
Wren: staring in horror at everything covered in glitter You have destroyed the living room.
Bats: I have enhanced it.
Wren: I am inhaling glitter.
Bats: It's beautiful!
Wren: [gesturing wildly at the glitter-covered couch] I CAN NEVER GET THIS OUT.
Bats: It’s permanent.
Wren: screams
Ellie: Why is there a glowing portal in the living room?
Seth: Oh, you’re finally asking questions? A little late for that, don’t you think?
Ellie: Who’s responsible for this disaster?!
Wren: Okay, first of all, rude. Second of all, you should be thanking me. This is an adventure.
Bats: This is an emergency.
Wren: Same thing!
Ellie: The fact that you say that in the middle of a burning building is deeply concerning.
Wren eating a cookie: This is fun.
Ellie and Bats: Stop treating the fire alarm as background music.
Arthra: Are you sure this is legal?
Wren: Legal? No. Fun? Absolutely.
Banana: Statistically speaking, we’ll probably only get fined
Arthra: Probably?!
Wren: Relax. If you don’t look suspicious, then no one will suspect a thing.
Arthra: You’re wearing a ski mask inside a café.
Wren: …Okay, point taken.
Wren: Why are you covered in glitter?
Bats: You said we needed a distraction.
Wren: I meant something subtle, not aggressively sparkling like a discount disco ball!
Bats: Well, I think it’s working. Look, that security guard is questioning his entire existence.
Banana: I made a mistake.
Wren: How bad?
Banana: Let’s just say… hypothetically… if there was a button labeled “DO NOT PRESS”…
Wren: You pressed it?!
Banana: …Hypothetically.
Bats: I don't want to tell you to clean your room again!
Anaya: ...but you will, right?
Bats: Oh, for sure.
Matt, on the phone: Uh. . Hey, Bats, Seth smashed my ribcage
Ellie: WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU?
Matt: Wait- You aren’t Bats . Sorry- I didn’t mean to call you-
Ellie: NO, WHERE ARE YOU? I'M COMING THERE. IM NOT GOING TO LEAVE SOMEONE ALONE WHO'S RIBCAGE HAS BEEN SMASHED
Matt: Guys where did Banana go?
Wren : He got arrested.
Matt: How did he-
Banana: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
And then here are some Minecraft ones cuz why not
**playing Minecraft together*
Wren: Ooh, a village! You know what that means!
Rachel: Hostile takeover?
Fab: Steal everything!
Wren: No, I meant-
Banana: I didn’t know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn’t enough!
Bats: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!
Wren: …I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors…
Anaya: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea.
Bats: Agreed.
Bats: We need to find a village.
Ellie: Why?
Matt: To trade.
Seth: To loot.
Fab: To kidnap the villagers for infinite emerald farming.
Wren: …I see we all have very different goals here
Fab: I found diamonds!
Rachel: Great!
Fab: …Wait, lava.
Ellie: DO NOT—
Fab: [falls in]
Rachel: And that’s why Fab is not allowed to mine unsupervised.
Ellie: Why are you all running?
Spags: Seth punched an iron golem.
Ellie: …Oh.
Seth: I regret nothing!
Matt: I’m building a peaceful farm.
Seth: Cool, I’m building a death maze.
Rachel: I started a cat sanctuary!
Anaya: I accidentally started a chicken army.
Fab: I started an Ender war.
Matt: I am moving out.
Anaya: I found a cave!
Ellie: Nice!
Banana: I found a ravine!
Fab: Cool!
Seth: I found the End!
Bats: Please stop finding things.
Bats: Wren, why is your house on fire?!
Wren: I don’t know, it just happened.
Bats: That is not how fire works
Bats: Why is my house full of chickens?!
Anaya: I accidentally spawned too many.
Bats: Anaya, there are literally hundreds.
Ellie: Seth, why is there a giant hole under our base?
Seth: I was mining.
Fab: With TNT?!
Seth: Efficiency is key
Fab: If I take someone’s diamonds, they are technically mine now
Anaya: Fab, that is called stealing
Fab: I prefer the term creative redistribution
Ellie: That is not a valid defense
Fab: It should be
Well, here you are!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I love it!
These are great, but my TTH character hates cats because a cat is technically the cause of her problems. I love cats, but 'Rachel' doesn't
🤣😂 I FLIPPIN LOVE THOSE!
askdjhahhahahaah STOOOP THESE ARE SO PERFECT!!!!! lol one disclaimer tho- when playing minecraft i LOVE destroying villages😆😆 don't ask why i just do 😆😆😆
and chill bats- no one died. that is a perfectly reasonable answer that should completly dispell any fears. please🙄
AND I'VE ACTUALLY PUNCHED AN IRON GOLEM BEFORE TOO!! IT WAS SO SATISFYING!! until i was running for my life waiting for my backup (who somehow got stuck in a cave....by building a house?? I don't even know but she was building UP and then somehow exploaded something and was stuck in a cave fighting off spiders while i was running for my life...) anyways it was chill, the sound effect that the golem was making were...motivating me to keep running....when i turned a corner of the village and...ran into a creeper...needless to say i died. and lost my stash of potatoes that i had been accumulating so i could start a Potato Shop....
ANYWAYS these were hilarious!!! lol i love the one where Matt accidently called Ellie🤣🤣🤣🤣 or the "the words were English, i know that much" 🤣🤣🤣
Those are hilarious. The Matt and Seth one is literally how me and my brother play video games. Except I get scared of everything.
the minecraft ones are literally how i play.
other than making a hugeeeee base with stolen materials afterward
Efficiency IS key!
😂😂😂🥖🥖🥖