so
i'm gonna make more of these!
enjoy this waffle while you read🧇
Everyone standing around a broken coffee maker
Charlotte: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad I just wanna know who did it
Everyone:
Anaya: I did it. I broke it
Charlotte: No you didn't. Pai?
Pai: Don't look at me, look at Trisper
Trisper: What!? I didn't break it!
Pai: How did you know it was broken? Trisper: Because it was sitting right in front of me! Broken!
Pai: Suspicious
Trisper: No its not!
Beth: If it matters, Bats was the last one to use it
Bats: Thats a lie! I don't even drink coffee!!
Clark: I saw you at the coffee cart earlier, what were you doing?
Bats: I.was just grabbing one of those little spoons for my experiments!
Kay: Guys, lets not fight. I'll just pay for it
Charlotte: No! Who broke it!?
Anaya: Charlotte.....Pai has been really quiet
Pai: rEALLY?!
Everyone starts arguing
Charlotte, being interveiwed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it
Charlotte: I predict that 10 minutes from now they'll be at each others throats, with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick
Charlotte: It was getting boring around here
Seth: We need a distraction
Rachel: Is anyone good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Fab, whispering: My time has come
Bats, tending to Kay's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Kay: Zero stars, would NOT recommend
Lili: Ok, truth or dare
Bats: Truth
Lili: How many hours have you slept this week?
Bats:.....Dare
Lili: Go to bed
Bats: I don't like this game
Banana: Wait, am I going to far?
Wren: No, no, no, no, you went to far several hours ago. Now your going to prison
Wren: Guys, I impulsivly bought a snake. What do I name him?
Ellie: You did WHAT?!
Lili: William Snakespeare
Bats: Are you running away from responsibility again?
Spags: ...no
Bats: Are you sure?
Spags: Yeah...I'm skipping!
Pai: Don't worry, everything will be fine. I got this!
Beth: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?!
Pai: Because sometimes, when things get tough, all we have is denial
yeah
that would be it
I'm sorry if i've forgotten you
if i have i'll be glad to make more
so
yeah
LOL! These are funny!
**laughs too loudly*
THE THINGS I HAVE CRAVED FOR SUCH A LONG TIME!!!!! YAY! THEY'RE ACCURATE!
HELP THE COFFEE MAKER ONE IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
Either I’ll punch it for burning me, or I’ll go to Lof or my mom with the most ridiculous puppy eyes and tell them what happened with a baby voice.
Oop- not Kermit gettin’ down low.