Fab: I have some more stockpiled…
Rachel: lemi add some, I’ll post this time
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Kay: All cute words end in “ie”
Anaya: Yeah! Like “cutie” or duckie or-
Fab: DIE
Ellie: wha-
Kay: You can't control how well your day goes but-
Anaya: You can control how weird a day everyone else has!
Wren: be the weirdest, most unhinged part of someones day
Ellie: arms crossed she was going to say “you can control how you react to it”
Fab: No, i think they got it right
Rachel: Where are you going?
Fab: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
Rachel: Can we do both?
Mr. Banana: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Kay: Banana, I swear, if I step outside and all the mugs are on the front lawn...
Mr. Banana: Sips hot cocoa from bowl
Wren: Screams
Fab: Screams louder to establish dominance
Batwacker: Should we do something?
Rachel: No, I want to see who wins
Rachel, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Gracie: Hey.
Lili: Hi.
Fab: Hello.
Anaya: Hello there!
Rachel to Fab: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Breadstik: We were out of Doritos.
Matt: What does 'take out' mean?
Zena: Food.
Rachel: Dating
Fab: Battle
Seth: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
Seth, standing with his back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Matt.
Matt: How did you do that without turning around?
Seth: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
TH Policeman: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on a motorcycle
Seth: Wait, three?
THP: Yeah?
Rachel: HOLORÉ WREN FELL OFF!!!
Wren: So what's for dinner?
Banana, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
Seth: Rules were made to be broken.
Matt: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Zena: Uh, piñatas.
Rachel: Karate boards?
Wren: Pasta when it’s too long for the pot
Fab: Rules.
Matt: …
Spags: This is such a bad idea.
Zena: Then why are you coming along?
Spags: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
middle of the night
Gracie: I wonder what the HS is doing at this hour?
Bats: probably coming up with more evil plans…
The HS: live reproduction of S.I.M.P (Squirrels in my pants)
Miss Andera: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Ivy: Okay, but in my defense, Beth bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Miss Andera: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Mi pasta!!! You have murdered de pasta!!! THIS MEANS WAR!!!