Thwap Talk

Hi, kinda random, but my mom came up with a system for our meals that's based on the day of the week. For example, Meatless Monday, Wacky Wednesday, Fish Friday, and so on so forth. We had one for each day, except for Thursday. I'm thinking of a Thwapy Thursday, filled with meals from the WFS, but don't know if there would be enough variation. Do you guys know any recipes for WFS or something that could be from the WFS meals? Thank you for your time, food for everyone! 🍓🍇🍌🌽🥖🥞🥓🍟🍟🍟🍟🌮🍜🍱🍙🎂🍩🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪 :)

Writing is going insanley slow. Hopefully more consistent chapters from now on. Last chapter: https://thethwaphouse.wixsite.com/thwap-house/forum/spoiler-fanfiction/over-the-edge-ch-2?searchTerm=Over+the+Edge%3A Prologue:https://thethwaphouse.wixsite.com/thwap-house/forum/spoiler-fanfiction/over-the-edge-prologue?searchTerm=Over+the+Edge Chapter 3 The Shipyard     The first of the sailors were scooting into their seats and began talking loudly. Finigan began moving through the tables, taking orders and serving them. The dining area was soon filled with jolly Hollishmen and a variety of others that looked foreign but distinct from each other. Some, Finigan was sure, were Skreean.  “What can I get you?” Finigan interrupted the table's conversation. The sailors briefly turned from each other and gave Finigan a smile. “Large servings of scrambled eggs and hogpig all around!”, one of the men cheerily exclaimed, then returned to his boisterous talk with the others. Finigan turned from the table in time for the bell on the door ring, signaling the arrival of new customers. A tall man entered sporting a large hat that covered what little hair he had, followed by a boy around Finigan’s age with a large book tucked under his arm. They both joined a group by the window farthest from the stairs.  Finigan entered the kitchen to report the order, then moved to the table the tall man sat at. “-and you’re completely sure you saw- oh hello!” The man glanced up from his quiet conversation with the other occupants of the table; a red bearded Hollish man and what looked to be his son. “I was wondering if you're ready to order.” Finigan said.  “No, actually I’m not eating here.” The man turned to the Hollowsfolk, “Thank you very much, we will be going now. Come on Silas.” The man slipped the Hollosfolk two gold coins and he and the boy with the book exited the building. The remaining two at the table watched them exit then turned back to Finigan. “We’re eating here! Gimme all the options, I’m starving!”  *** After the breakfast rush Finigan left the building to go to the shipyard. He figured he could find more information about the fang’s defeat, and he’d been meaning to get a second job there.  After the war, to improve business, a canal was built from the Blapp to Lamendrom. Because Torborro must be repaired before being accessible to the public, and Glipwood being as small as it is, Dugtown has become the filthy, dirty heart of Skree and therefore controls the shipyard. At this point the canal is only big enough for small boats, but as the trip is mostly downstream it’s still faster than walking to Lamendrom.  The streets were busy today, but Finigan didn’t dare cut through the alleyways with a vengeful strander on his back. Lately the traffic wasn’t as bad as this because there weren’t fang checkpoints anymore, but now everyone was headed to various taverns or the shipyard to find someone that can confirm the rumor that Gnag had been defeated. Finally, Finigan arrived at the docks that were being added onto at the moment. They had built a dam across the Blapp, allowing minimal amounts of water through and guiding in to the canal on Torrborro's side of the river. The once raging Blapp had become more peaceful due to the even structure of the canal. The distance between the Dugtown and the sea had increased tenfold, allowing more water in more space making the flow significantly slower. It was very easy to row upstream now.  The dock was busy with sailors preparing a fleet of row boats. Finigan looked around for someone to talk to. A sailor walked up to him. “S’pose you want to know what’s happening. Gnag died bout’ six weeks ago. We attacked him with the entire Hollish army, then capped it off with about five dragons and an entire horde of cloven- half human, half whatever-you-can-imagine; But in the end all it took was an old, fat book keeper to make ‘im cry like a baby and die. After all that Otto Marlow, a respectable Hollish sea captain, decided to explore the south with a crew from all the parts of the known world. People say he’s going to sail right off the Edge-” “The Edge?”, Finigan inquired. “Hollish folk tale, nothin’ to worry about. Coincidentally, we’re looking for sailors to go on this little beyond-the-maps exploration. Are you interested?”  Finigan, as puzzled as he was with this mentally disturbed captain, he decided that leaving a stable job to sail off into the horizon wasn’t the greatest idea right then. He gazed towards the boats and said, “As nice as it sounds-” A sailor from a boat turned his head towards Finigan, fully revealing their face. The words died on Finigan’s tongue when he realized, Edge or not, nothing was going to stop him from getting on this ship. Thank you, thank you, gimme constructive feedback, please. 🍪

Soooo @PaiWingfeather (✨Unaligned✨, BLC, AMLC, Oreo Warrior) mentioned an incorrect quotes generator she used to make her incorrect quotes. I found one online and used a bunch of its quotes, hope you all enjoy! Gammon: I’m having a baby!! Maraly: that’s great!! Gammon, slamming adoption papers down: it’s you, sign here. Janner, driving Kalmar and Leeli: So how was your day? Kalmar: We almost got surprise adopted! Janner: What? Leeli: We almost got kidnapped. Janner: Oh, okay. Janner: slams on the breaks WAIT WHAT?! Leeli, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Janner: You did WHAT– Kalmar: William Snakepeare Janner: While I’m gone, Kalmar, you’re in charge. Kalmar: Yes!!! Janner, whispering: Leeli, you’re secretly in charge. Leeli: Obviously. Janner: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Kalmar? Kalmar: … No. Leeli: I do! Janner: I know, Leeli. Leeli: I’m happy! Janner: I know, Leeli. Janner: We need a distraction. Leeli: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Kalmar, whispering: My time has come Jannner: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Kalmar: ... Your what? Jannner: My friends. Leeli: Is he saying “friends”? Maraly: I think he’s being sarcastic. Sara: No, no, no, this is delirium, he’s cracked from being awake all night. Sara: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Kalmar: 'Prettiest Smile' Leeli: 'Nicest Personality' Maraly: 'Most likely to start a fight' Janner: 'Least likely to start a fight, but most likely to win one' Kalmar: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Leeli: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Maraly: I joined in on the dumb stuff. Janner: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!! Sara: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Kalmar: Several traffic violations. Leeli: Three counts of resisting arrest. Maraly: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Janner: Also, that’s not our car. Kalmar: I’m an idiot. Janner: Leeli: Maraly: Sara: Kalmar: Maraly: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day. Leeli: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Kalmar: Rude. Janner: That’s fair. Maraly: Not again. Sara: Are you going to want this back? Janner: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Kalmar will and will not eat. Leeli: Grass? Yes! Janner: Moss? Yes!! Leeli: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Janner: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Leeli: Worms? Sometimes! Janner: Rocks? Usually nah. Leeli: Twigs? Usually! Janner: Maraly's cooking? Inconclusive! Maraly: How did you… test this? Janner: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it. Maraly: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Sara: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT? Janner, trying to convince Maraly to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong! Leeli: And grumpy! Kalmar: And oblivious to reality! Maraly: Kalmar: Nothing in life is free. Leeli: Love is free! Janner: Adventure is free. Sara: Knowledge is free. Maraly: Everything is free if you take it without paying. Sara: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Janner: Have everyone stand. Leeli: Bring three more chairs! Kalmar: The most important ones can sit down. Maraly: leave. Leeli: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Kalmar: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! Maraly: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! Janner: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Sara: My moral code, is that you? Leeli: Leeli: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug? Everyone right before Janner's wedding Kalmar: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Leeli: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Podo: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Nia: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Artham, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE Kalmar: Rules are made to be broken. Janner: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Leeli: Uh, piñatas. Podo: Glow sticks. Nia: Karate boards. Artham: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Kalmar: Rules. Janner: Janner: Dumbest scar stories, go! Kalmar: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Leeli: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Podo: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Nia: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Artham: Artham: I have emotional scars. Janner: What do you think Kalmar will do for a distraction? Leeli: he’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Leeli: ... or he could do that. Leeli: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Janner: You’re a hazard to society Kalmar: And a coward. DO TWENTY Janner, to Kalmar: My life is in the hands of an idiot! Kalmar, motioning to himself and Leeli: No no no no no, TWO idiots! Janner: If you had to choose between Kalmar and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Leeli: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Kalmar: Leeli! Janner: 63 cents. Leeli: I'll take the money. Kalmar: LEELI!!! Janner, texting Kalmar: Kalmar! Help I’m being kidnapped Kalmar: Where are you? Janner: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Kalmar: I’ll call Leeli. Leeli, answering their cell: Y’ello? Kalmar: Where’s Janner? He texted me that he was being kidnapped. Leeli: Janner? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me- Leeli: Leeli: I’ll call you back. hangs up Leeli: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Janner: WHO ARE YOU?! Store Worker: Would a Mr. Janner please come to the front desk? Janner, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Kalmar and Leeli Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Kalmar and Leeli, simultaneously: We got lost Janner: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me- Janner: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Kalmar: The cow??? Janner: What? Leeli: Kalmar, W H Y? Janner: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. Kalmar: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Janner: Yes! Leeli: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you. Janner and Kalmar sitting in jail together Kalmar: So who should we call? Janner: I’d call Nia, but I feel safer in jail Janner: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? Kalmar: The car takes a screenshot. Leeli: For the last time, get out. Janner: You love me, right, Kalmar? Kalmar: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it. Janner: Where are you going? Kalmar: To get ice cream Maraly: or commit a felony. Kalmar: we’ll decide on the way there. Janner: Maker, give me patience. Kalmar: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Janner: If the Maker gave me strength, you'd be gone. Janner: Kalmar and I have the kind of sibling chemistry where we finish each other's- Kalmar: Sentences. Janner: Don't interrupt me. Janner: Violence isn't the answer. Kalmar: You’re right. Janner: sighs in relief Kalmar: Violence is the question. Janner: What? Kalmar, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Janner, running after them: NO- Janner: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent? Kalmar: Go to sleep Janner: What gif I don't want to? Kalmar: ugh Janner: Walking in to a room Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder Kalmar: Out of breath HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS. Janner: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Kalmar: Anything, honestly, but stranders especially Janner, desperately, as Kalmar lays in the ambulance: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Kalmar: Oh! B positive. Janner: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Kalmar: Janner: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Maraly's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out... Janner: So that’s my plan. Kalmar: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean. Janner: No, go ahead, I want to hear it. Kalmar: It’s a terrible plan. Janner: That’s not constructive criticism. Janner: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY] Kalmar: What's that? Janner: Remorse code. Kalmar: I'm even angrier now. Janner: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works. Kalmar, drinking toast: Why do you say that? Janner: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. Kalmar: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up. Janner: I'm incredibly fast at math. Kalmar: Alright, what's 30x17? Janner: 47 Kalmar: That's not even close. Janner: But it was fast. Janner: It’s dark in here Kalmar: Don’t worry dude I got this Kalmar: Stomps his feet Kalmar: Skechers light up HAVE SOME MUNCHES: 🍔🍟🍕🥓🍿🧇🥞🍦🍪🍪🍪🍪🍫🧀🥖🥖