Orcish Delite

Here's a famous orcish recipe!!!

Ingredients:

One fish

One spoiled egg

Maggoty bread

One cup maggot loaf

Teaspoon of salt

100 melted LEGOs

Mud

Milk a hundred years passed expiration

Combine teaspoon of salt, melted LEGOs and spoiled egg. Stir until slightly thick. Place on low heat.

Grab another container and combine maggot loaf and mud. Put in the refrigerator for 2 days.

Add fish to the melted LEGOs, salt, and spoiled egg. Remove from heat and spread on maggoty bread. Freeze bread for about one hour. Remove bread and add maggot loaf and mud.

Pour milk on

And there you have it!