I have a very special recipe
10 rotten totatoes (just use five rotten potatoes and five rotten tomatoes if you don’t have any totatoes on hand)
four stale biscuits
one apple (glipfruit is better with this recipe though)
a cherry tomato
a fried egg that has been left in a very humid and moist room for two days
now mix these all together and bake them for three minutes on desired temperature then leave out to marinate for twelve hours.
That sounds like maggotloaf recipie....