Incorrect Quotes!!!!

Soooo @PaiWingfeather (✨Unaligned✨, BLC, AMLC, Oreo Warrior) mentioned an incorrect quotes generator she used to make her incorrect quotes. I found one online and used a bunch of its quotes, hope you all enjoy!

Gammon: I’m having a baby!!

Maraly: that’s great!!

Gammon, slamming adoption papers down: it’s you, sign here.

Janner, driving Kalmar and Leeli: So how was your day?

Kalmar: We almost got surprise adopted!

Janner: What?

Leeli: We almost got kidnapped.

Janner: Oh, okay.

Janner: slams on the breaks WAIT WHAT?!

Leeli, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Janner: You did WHAT–

Kalmar: William Snakepeare

Janner: While I’m gone, Kalmar, you’re in charge.

Kalmar: Yes!!!

Janner, whispering: Leeli, you’re secretly in charge.

Leeli: Obviously.

Janner: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Kalmar?

Kalmar: … No.

Leeli: I do!

Janner: I know, Leeli.

Leeli: I’m happy!

Janner: I know, Leeli.

Janner: We need a distraction.

Leeli: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Kalmar, whispering: My time has come

Jannner: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Kalmar: ... Your what?

Jannner: My friends.

Leeli: Is he saying “friends”?

Maraly: I think he’s being sarcastic.

Sara: No, no, no, this is delirium, he’s cracked from being awake all night.

Sara: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Kalmar: 'Prettiest Smile'

Leeli: 'Nicest Personality'

Maraly: 'Most likely to start a fight'

Janner: 'Least likely to start a fight, but most likely to win one'

Kalmar: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Leeli: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Maraly: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Janner: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Sara: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Kalmar: Several traffic violations.

Leeli: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Maraly: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Janner: Also, that’s not our car.

Kalmar: I’m an idiot.

Janner:

Leeli:

Maraly:

Sara:

Kalmar:

Maraly: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Leeli: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Kalmar: Rude.

Janner: That’s fair.

Maraly: Not again.

Sara: Are you going to want this back?

Janner: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Kalmar will and will not eat.

Leeli: Grass? Yes!

Janner: Moss? Yes!!

Leeli: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Janner: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Leeli: Worms? Sometimes!

Janner: Rocks? Usually nah.

Leeli: Twigs? Usually!

Janner: Maraly's cooking? Inconclusive!

Maraly: How did you… test this?

Janner: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it.

Maraly: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Sara: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Janner, trying to convince Maraly to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Leeli: And grumpy!

Kalmar: And oblivious to reality!

Maraly:

Kalmar: Nothing in life is free.

Leeli: Love is free!

Janner: Adventure is free.

Sara: Knowledge is free.

Maraly: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

Sara: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Janner: Have everyone stand.

Leeli: Bring three more chairs!

Kalmar: The most important ones can sit down.

Maraly: leave.

Leeli: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Kalmar: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Maraly: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Janner: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Sara: My moral code, is that you?

Leeli:

Leeli: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Everyone right before Janner's wedding

Kalmar: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Leeli: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Podo: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Nia: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Artham, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

Kalmar: Rules are made to be broken.

Janner: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Leeli: Uh, piñatas.

Podo: Glow sticks.

Nia: Karate boards.

Artham: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Kalmar: Rules.

Janner:

Janner: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Kalmar: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Leeli: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Podo: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Nia: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Artham:

Artham: I have emotional scars.

Janner: What do you think Kalmar will do for a distraction?

Leeli: he’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Leeli: ... or he could do that.

Leeli: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Janner: You’re a hazard to society

Kalmar: And a coward. DO TWENTY

Janner, to Kalmar: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Kalmar, motioning to himself and Leeli: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Janner: If you had to choose between Kalmar and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Leeli: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Kalmar: Leeli!

Janner: 63 cents.

Leeli: I'll take the money.

Kalmar: LEELI!!!

Janner, texting Kalmar: Kalmar! Help I’m being kidnapped

Kalmar: Where are you?

Janner: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Kalmar: I’ll call Leeli.

Leeli, answering their cell: Y’ello?

Kalmar: Where’s Janner? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.

Leeli: Janner? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-

Leeli:

Leeli: I’ll call you back. hangs up

Leeli: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Janner: WHO ARE YOU?!

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Janner please come to the front desk?

Janner, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Kalmar and Leeli

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Kalmar and Leeli, simultaneously: We got lost

Janner: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Janner: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Kalmar: The cow???

Janner: What?

Leeli: Kalmar, W H Y?

Janner: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Kalmar: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Janner: Yes!

Leeli: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Janner and Kalmar sitting in jail together

Kalmar: So who should we call?

Janner: I’d call Nia, but I feel safer in jail

Janner: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Kalmar: The car takes a screenshot.

Leeli: For the last time, get out.

Janner: You love me, right, Kalmar?

Kalmar: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Janner: Where are you going?

Kalmar: To get ice cream

Maraly: or commit a felony.

Kalmar: we’ll decide on the way there.

Janner: Maker, give me patience.

Kalmar: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Janner: If the Maker gave me strength, you'd be gone.

Janner: Kalmar and I have the kind of sibling chemistry where we finish each other's-

Kalmar: Sentences.

Janner: Don't interrupt me.

Janner: Violence isn't the answer.

Kalmar: You’re right.

Janner: sighs in relief

Kalmar: Violence is the question.

Janner: What?

Kalmar, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Janner, running after them: NO-

Janner: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Kalmar: Go to sleep

Janner: What gif I don't want to?

Kalmar: ugh

Janner: Walking in to a room

Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder

Kalmar: Out of breath HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS.

Janner: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Kalmar: Anything, honestly, but stranders especially

Janner, desperately, as Kalmar lays in the ambulance: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Kalmar: Oh! B positive.

Janner: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Kalmar:

Janner: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Maraly's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out...

Janner: So that’s my plan.

Kalmar: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Janner: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Kalmar: It’s a terrible plan.

Janner: That’s not constructive criticism.

Janner: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

[translation: I’M SORRY]

Kalmar: What's that?

Janner: Remorse code.

Kalmar: I'm even angrier now.

Janner: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Kalmar, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Janner: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Kalmar: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Janner: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Kalmar: Alright, what's 30x17?

Janner: 47

Kalmar: That's not even close.

Janner: But it was fast.

Janner: It’s dark in here

Kalmar: Don’t worry dude I got this

Kalmar: Stomps his feet

Kalmar: Skechers light up

HAVE SOME MUNCHES:

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