Wingfeather Incorrect quotes Pt. 8

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(I will be returning to TTH quotes eventually, but for now I've been very entertained by these. 😂😅)

Janner: Kalmar, do you know why I let you join this mission?

Kalmar: I assumed it was because you lost a bet.

Esben: Did you know that small things are way more vicious because their anger is being bottled up.

Nia: That's ridocolious! Give me one example of that!

Esben: Bees

Artham: Wasps

Arundelle: Artham.

Gnag: I could destroy you here and now.

Kal: So could a poisonious frog. So could a very determined chicken.

Kal: You're not special.

Esben: Artham, are you ok?

Esben: You seem kind of distraught.

Artham, lying on the floor, staring at the ceiling*: Whispers* There's no more Oreos.

Esben: Good morning!-

Artham: Don't talk to me till I've had my coffee.

Esben: But... But you don't drink coffee?

Artham: Exactly.

Olumphia: The assignment was to bring in something important to you...

Janner: Yeah, and I did that.

Olumphia: I meant an object, not Sara-

Nia: Is it true that you shouted at Bonifer?

Janner: Yes.

Nia: You called him a liar?

Janner: Yes.

Nia: You told him he was evil?

Janner: Yes.

Nia:

Nia: Have some butterbread Janner.

Artham, reaching for Esben's sketchbook*: Oh c'mon! You never show me any of your art!

Esben, smacking Artham's hand with a spatula to stop him from seeing all the sketches of prank ideas and random cookies*: Yeah, and as long as I'm around, you will continue to see none of it.

Leeli: So this is the houndry!

Artham, inside his mind*: Oh my goodness they're so cute, look at their little faces, and those big floppy paws! I'm going to protect them with my life their so perfet-

Artham, outside: Neat.

Leelie: Uncle Artham... Why are you crying??

Artham, tears running down his face*: N e a t.

Kalmar in a nutshell:

Kalmar: Jumps off swing*

Kalmar: Is proud for a sec*

Swing comes back around and hits him*

Nia: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Leeli: No.

Janner: Nope.

Artham: I may have forgotten mine.

Esben: No...