more quotes! enjoy
Lili: Who ate all the cookies?
Wren: Wasn't me.
Spags: There's literally cookie crumbs on your shirt.
Wren **runs*
Non-Thwaphouser: Who broke the printer?
Lili: It was already broken.
Spags: Define "broke".
Wren: Is it not supposed to smoke?
Wren: "It's not rocket science."
Bats: "Unless you're building a rocket, then it probably is."
**mass destruction*
Lili: What happened?!
Spags: "All's fair in love and war."
Wren: "And board games."
Gracie: "Life is like a box of chocolates."
Fab: "Unless you're allergic to chocolate, then it's like a box of disappointment."
Lili: "Keep your friends close and your snacks closer."
Kay: "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
Ickaw: "Unless the doctor is really persistent."
Spags: "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade."
Gracie: "Or just throw them back and demand chocolate."
Oskar: "The pen is mightier than the sword."
Banana: "Unless you're in a sword fight."
Wren: "Money can't buy happiness."
Anaya: "But it can buy fries, which is basically the same thing."
Ickaw: "The early bird catches the worm."
Wren: "And the late bird gets to sleep in."
Kay: "Actions speak louder than words."
Spags: "But sometimes, a really loud word will do the trick."
Anaya: "The best things in life are free."
Lili: "Like the samples at the grocery store."
Lili: While I'm gone Wren you're in charge
Wren: YAY!!!!!
Lili: **whispering* Spags you're actually in charge.
Spags: obviously
One of my Uncles has a sign that says similar to the "Money can't by happiness..." 😂
The sign: "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy cars. And that's pretty much the same thing."
The funny thing is... life never gave us lemons. We genetically bred two fruit together to get them. We make our own problems!
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These things are awesome. Do you come up with these on ur own or do you find references online?
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I love these so much. The non-thwaphouser being confused about everything is always funny.
I also feel like the second one with me in it may have actually happened at some point... I typically get up at 6am