South! Or be nibbled[1]

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[1] Likely by toenibblers. Beware!

Greetings, fellow human bean! with the rather odd introduction stated somewhere above, you're probably already scooting towards the door. Rest assured! that, compared to my normalness, this is quite ordinarily normal. In all normal normalness, I am indeed a human bean (the girl subspecies, frightening!) and I love the following: art, photography, climbing trees, playing with knives, petting my birb Kiki into a feathery oblivion, collecting said feathers and adding them to my feather collection, making cool pens from feathers from said feather collection, and worldbuilding in my aweful handwriting with said feathery- hello? uh- I guess I bored the reader to boredom. sigh