Thwap Talk

**on a field trip to a zoo* Miss Andrea: trying to call the roll but keeps getting interrupted Seth: is yelling PRESENT!! After every name while simultaneously unlocking all off the cages Matt: is trying to pay attention to Miss Andrea while also locking all of the cages behind Seth Fab: having her beanz unlock all the cages again Wren: MISS ANDREA!!!! I LOST MY HAMMER!!! actually trying to cause a diversion for her to slip into the elephant cage and ride it Kay: But I can see it behind your back! Wren: glares at Kay Banana: found the donkey cage and is now running around screaming I LOOKED IT IN THE EYE!!!! WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!! SOON THE SUN WILL SET AND WE WILL ALL BE PLUNGED INTO DARKNESS WITH THE DONKEY RUNNING RAMPANT!!! Ellie: trying to calm down Banana while also keeping an eye on Rachel but soon looses her Rachel: somehow built a chariot out of the zebra troughs and is now connecting the zebras to her contraption Seth: covering the wheels in tar Rachel: sets the tar wheels on fire and is about to set her chariot in motion Kay: throws a bucket of water on the fire You can’t make a chariot of fire like that! Zebras don’t fly! Rachel and Seth: trying to convince Kay that they should try it while Fab sneaks up behind and gets in the chariot Fab: Drives off and unleashed chaos in her wake Jckaw: sneaking off to the rabbits and guinea pigs cage to “pet them with her beak” Janna: materializes in front if the guinea pig cage holding a basket of deadly fruit with a steely look in her eye Jckaw: suddenly looses interested in the cages, but doesn’t manage to escape Janna’s bombard of fruit (ridgerunners have deadly aim- or more like fruitly) Gracie: starts yelling like a Native American warrior for no reason Lili: HARK!! WHAT HATH THIS TRAGIC UNIVERSE COMETH TO!!! THE ENSLAVEMENT OF ANIMALS IS BEYOND- is cut off by the elephant trumpeting because Wren made it to the cage and is now trying to jump onto the elephant from the stacks of grain Matt: appears out of nowhere and pulls Wren down midair causing her to land in the water trough Sorry— but I felt worse for the elephant Spags: was having an intense staring contest with the monkeys but is cut off as the ostriches escape their pen (with the help of Seth) and stampede past her Nickel: burrowing away in sadness because the animals didn’t like his dirt nuts Bats: somehow riding a panther and using it to round up the animals Ellie: somehow ended up on an ostrich and is struggling to slow the thing down Matt: running alongside Ellie trying to help her down Rachel: trips Matt Anaya: has been missing the whole time and now shows up in her falcon form backed by all the birds GUYS!! I HAVE AN ARMY!!!! Jckaw: starts making small talk with the nearest bird Ellie: made it off the ostrich and is now yelling at Anaya to put the birds back Breadstik: had been “drawing the birds” but actually helped Anaya set them loose so they could have a party and is lugging along a massive speaker for the music Lili: forgets about quoting Shakespeare and helps Stik with the speaker Gracie: is blowing up a massive inflatable pool complete with a slide and filling it with water Fab: lost the zebras and abandoned the chariot to help Seth set up a contraption with way to many moving parts in the party zone, which turns out to be a portable dance floor complete with fireworks and an exploding disco ball Miss Andrea: gave up on the role and is now calling the zoo security who mysteriously all got locked in the staff building Rachel: running away from the front door and throwing a key into the fish tank Steph: with Auntie Gracie on the pool slide Breadstik: finally got the speaker working and is now blaring music and vibing    Spags: is setting up the snack bar with Kay Anaya: shifts back into her human form and grabs a karaoke mic from thin air, then several more and passes them around Jckaw: jumps in the duckpond and starts doing synchronized swimming with the ducks Miss Andrea: trying to figure out how her zoo field trip suddenly turned into a full scale karaoke party with a snack bar and disco ball which promptly explodes in a shower of glitter Uummm ye maybe I went a liiiitle tad overboard…BUT THIS WAS SM FUN!!!! i only did one cuz it was so long🤣🤣🤣 hope y'all enjoyed!!

@Fab (HS) @Matt's Edge (FF) @Seth the MuffinMan (HS Captain) @Anaya Wingfeather the Cheerleader (FF, FAR, ASC) @Batwhacker the Freedom Fighter ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ @Ellie Mee @Rachel Blackburn (HS) (FAR cofounder) @Mr. Banana [FR, HK, HORC, NPP, ST, SA (of SIA and CIA.)] @Wren [LR, TW, CE, BW] having nothing to do Seth-still active and dangerous Ana-SETH! CHILL OUT! Fab-searching for passages and theafable items Bats-mixing sugar for the next Seth Problem Rachel-who even knows anymore. Town? Park? Treehouse? Somewhere. Or possibly just about everywhere. Spags-Middle Ground or TTG Spags- tapping out a tempo that doesn’t sound right . . .  Anaya-you’re not even playing anything yet? Spags-yeah, I know. continues tapping out tempo Spags-does that not sound wrong to you? anaya-what? Spags-the floor sounds weird, does it not? Non-instrumenteer-it sounds like a floor, what about it? Spags-No! The floor sounds wrong! Banna-hey Matt? If you had to kick someone off the FF, who would it be? Matt-what? Banna-if the FF got overcrowded and you had to send someone to the HS or just off the FF, who would it be? Matt-Wren? I don't think she considers herself an FF anyway, so would it make much difference? Banna- . . .  Seth-I mean, you always could join us. We always have enough room. And, allow explosives. Matt- walking into the police station hi, I’m here for Seth? Police-who? Matt-Are you new? Anaya-Cooking and hears a crash in the living room Anaya-What happened!? Seth-Looking between the TV and remote I tried to throw the remote onto the stand? Anaya-And Spags didn’t say anything? Fab-She’s been asleep for the past few hours. Matt- Also heard the crash what happened? Anaya-Seth threw the remote onto the stand Matt-Really? That’s the fifth time this week! It’s barely even Tuesday, Seth. Plus, why are none of you in bed? It’s like, three in the morning. Spags-Waking up and seeing Matt and Anaya what’d I miss? Spags-Sees TV . . . Did you at least finish the movie first? Fab-Apparently, it was rude for me to give my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them. Fab-On an unrelated note, there is now a “Banned from Ceiling Vents” poster with my face on it by the front desk. Seth-are you still allowed in the ceiling that’s not made of vents?