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Lol
Clever!
That is so funny! 😂
😮😮😮
Ahh. Thanks!
Wait, Kaianah's pfp is actually from Percy Jackson?
Im not fully sure, I think it is. It was the only one of her that, A: Looked like me, (according to siblings) and B: I liked.
Congrats! Mine hit 1k for the second time a few days ago and I refreshed the count. They're at 239 right now.
Who...will beat the other??
LURTZ CRAZY NOW
😁
Each comment you make adds to my count...
I'm guessing though that @Murgah will probably beat me, Leeli, and Feather Head when she comes back...
I'm guessing so!! Lol
270 comments...
366
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370😉
@Aerwiar Archives Official @Lurtz the Launderer Y’all are hilarious! 😂😂😂
Or:
1: You are at the table waiting for a mosquito to come.
2: Mosquito comes and rolls rock on your toe.
3: You jump on one foot and hold the other.
4: Mosquito holds stick out in front of you and you trip on it.
5: Mosquito grabs rock and throws it at you.
6: You turn around and are about to kill the mosquito, but you realize it's starting to snow.
7: You go to the shed and get your ice skates.
8: You put them on near the table, but you realize that the mosquito was playing a trick on you with the salt.
9: You have a hard time standing with your ice skates on.
10: Mosquito dumps liquid on the ground and you slip on it.
11: Mosquito has victory!
1: Mosquito goes to the trap and remembers his friend got killed by it.
2: Mosquito grabs the rock and puts it on the stick.
3: Mosquito jumps on the other end of the stick and launches it at you.
4: You are knocked unconscious.
5: Mosquito grabs the cap and pours the liquid on you for a rude awakening.
6: Mosquito turns the stick into a sled and goes sledding on the salt.
7: You grab the rock and try to smash the mosquito.
8: Mosquito gets away just in time.
9: Salt rains everywhere and gets in your eyes.
10: You start wandering around trying to find water to wash the salt out of your eyes.
11: You find some water in the bird bath.
12: Mosquitos are on the bird bath and bight you all over.
13: You lose all your blood and die.
EPIC FAIL!
Or Opel....Fluffy Warden gave that one too me!
That I did!
😉
1) Mosquito lands on the rock first, thinks it's a rock, walks in the unintended direction
2) Mosquito walks over the stick, but the stick has stick in it. 3) Mosquito lands in the rum, remembers the following Google search result:
4) Mosquito is busy searching on Google, comes across this search result, remembers it's a mosquito
5) Mosquito is attracted to the salt, gets thirsty 6) Mosquito finds you, quenches its thirst
...Did I miss something?😕
Only Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Thank goodness!
Since we're teetotalers we used rootbeer.
The Bible says to stay sober. I think that probably applies to skeeters too.
I know!! I couldn't find one with root beer!!!😩 I did try!!
Clever!
That is so funny! 😂
😮😮😮
270 comments...
@Aerwiar Archives Official @Lurtz the Launderer Y’all are hilarious! 😂😂😂
Or:
1: You are at the table waiting for a mosquito to come.
2: Mosquito comes and rolls rock on your toe.
3: You jump on one foot and hold the other.
4: Mosquito holds stick out in front of you and you trip on it.
5: Mosquito grabs rock and throws it at you.
6: You turn around and are about to kill the mosquito, but you realize it's starting to snow.
7: You go to the shed and get your ice skates.
8: You put them on near the table, but you realize that the mosquito was playing a trick on you with the salt.
9: You have a hard time standing with your ice skates on.
10: Mosquito dumps liquid on the ground and you slip on it.
11: Mosquito has victory!
1: Mosquito goes to the trap and remembers his friend got killed by it.
2: Mosquito grabs the rock and puts it on the stick.
3: Mosquito jumps on the other end of the stick and launches it at you.
4: You are knocked unconscious.
5: Mosquito grabs the cap and pours the liquid on you for a rude awakening.
6: Mosquito turns the stick into a sled and goes sledding on the salt.
7: You grab the rock and try to smash the mosquito.
8: Mosquito gets away just in time.
9: Salt rains everywhere and gets in your eyes.
10: You start wandering around trying to find water to wash the salt out of your eyes.
11: You find some water in the bird bath.
12: Mosquitos are on the bird bath and bight you all over.
13: You lose all your blood and die.
EPIC FAIL!
PLOT TWIST:
1) Mosquito lands on the rock first, thinks it's a rock, walks in the unintended direction
2) Mosquito walks over the stick, but the stick has stick in it. 3) Mosquito lands in the rum, remembers the following Google search result:
4) Mosquito is busy searching on Google, comes across this search result, remembers it's a mosquito
5) Mosquito is attracted to the salt, gets thirsty 6) Mosquito finds you, quenches its thirst
EPIC FAIL
Since we're teetotalers we used rootbeer.