Story first.
A while back, as I walked back from lunch with a friend, we were talking about WFS-just like any good pair of Featherheads. My friend (@Liz the Book Enthusiast) started talking about Grey Fangs. However, good ol' Liz didn't say "Grey Fangs." The phrase she used was similar to "giant wolf people." If nobody had been around, this wouldn't have really mattered, but we weren't alone and as it's a small school, Liz was easily heard by our English and History teachers! They were very concerned. 🤣
Now for the incorrect quotes!
Lili: In regards to math, I’m fast!Â
Anaya: Okay, what’s 37/80?
Lili: 47!
Anaya: whips out a calculator
Anaya: Not even close. Â
Lili: But it was fast!
**
The group is in a car, going on a road trip.
Arthra: I call shotgun!
Lili: Too late! I already called it telepathically.
Arthra: That's not a thing, Lili!
Banana: (From the back seat) Are we there yet?
Wren: (Also from the back seat, singing loudly) 99 bottles of beer on the wall...
Anaya: (Driving) I'm starting to regret volunteering to drive.
Spags: Just drive faster, Anaya! We need to outrun my crippling existential dread!
**
Anaya: We need to get back to TTH now!
Arthra: What's wrong? Is someone hurt?
Anaya: Worse! Banana tried to make coffee, and...
Wren: (From behind a cloud of smoke) ...Now the kitchen is on fire!
Spags: (Calmly stirring something in a mug that's somehow NOT on fire) I think I salvaged enough marshmallows for everyone.
**
Anaya: I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Lili: I will accept anything you have to offer.
Banana: I'll take two!
**
Lili: (covered head-to-toe in flour) ...I don't think we followed the recipe.
Anaya: (cackling, using a rolling pin as a microphone) Followed the recipe? We became the recipe.
Arthra: (Eyes wide, pouring sprinkles on Wren's head) More... MORE GOODNESS!
Wren: (Sitting Perfectly still) This is the price I pay to be apart of the team.
Spags: THIS IS MY KINGDOM! THESE ARE MY SUBJECTS!
Banana: (Clanging two pots together) ALL HAIL THE SUGAR OVERLORDS!
**
Lili: (Eyes wide, voice hushed) Okay, so if we connect the sightings of squirrels wearing tiny hats to the reports of missing garden gnomes...
Anaya: (Interrupting) It proves the squirrels are building a gnome army!
Arthra: (Slamming a fist on the table) FOR CONQUEST!
Wren: We shall be their generals!
Banana: This is far more interesting than my math homework.
Bats: The time for squirrel themed chaos is now!
Spags: We will be remembered in the history books!!
[A random, bewildered bystander walks by.]
Bystander: Uh, are you guys okay?
Lili: (Without looking up) We're strategizing. Do you have any spare thumbtacks? It's for... science.
**
Lili: (Entering, blinking) What in Arewiar is going on here?
Anaya: (Grinning wildly) We're making a surprise cake! Arthra thought it was Wren's birthday!
Wren: (From under a pile of spilled sprinkles) It's not.
Arthra: (Waving a whisk like a conductor's baton) Details, details! The important thing is, CAKE!
**
Lili: laughing maniacally while running down the hall
Wren: …What did you do?
Arthra: calmly sipping tea What makes you think I had anything to do with this?
Anaya: watching in silent horror as Banana chases after Lili with a spoon
**
Lili: cackling while holding a bag of sugar I have made a terrible mistake.
Anaya: backing away What did you do?
Lili: grinning wildly I bet Spags that I could eat an entire bag of sugar in one sitting.
Spaghetti: from the other side of the room SHE'S DOING IT. STOP HER.
**
Anaya: Where’s Bats?
Wren: sighs We lost her
Anaya: Lost her?? How??
Arthra: She started laughing like a villain, ran into the night, and we haven’t seen her since.
Banana: nods It was very poetic.
**
Anaya: Please. Just one normal day.
Bats: starts laughing uncontrollably
Lili: maniacal cackling
Banana: juggling knives
Spaghetti: in the corner, slowly shaking head
Anaya: I give up.
**
Wren: We need to be careful and not draw attention.
Lili: grinning Got it.
Bats: nods Stealth mode.
Banana: salutes Silent as the grave.
Spaghetti: relieved Good, because—
*Lili, Bats, and Banana, in perfect sync: start screaming and running in different directions
**
Arthra: You know what? I give up. Do whatever you want.
Lili: grinning
Bats: grinning
Banana: already climbing out the window
Anaya: panicking NO. TAKE IT BACK. TAKE IT BACK.
**
Arthra: What are you two doing?
Lili: grinning Nothing.
Bats: grinning Nothing.
Arthra: squinting If I check, will I find something on fire?
Lili: …Define "fire."
Arthra: deep sigh
**
Spaghetti: Why is there a sword in the kitchen?Bats: I can explain.Anaya: Oh, this I have to hear.
**
Lili: cackling as she climbs onto the roof I HAVE REACHED MAXIMUM HEIGHT!
Wren: GET DOWN!
Bats: holding a megaphone LET HER LIVE HER DREAM!
Banana: holding a trampoline I SUPPORT THIS DECISION.
Spaghetti: This is why we’re not allowed in places anymore.
**
Spaghetti: Explain the situation without making it sound bad.Bats: thinking hard …We have a small fire.Anaya: panicked HOW SMALL?Lili: cheerfully Relative to what?
**
Matt: I will give you one chance to explain why you have a bucket full of live frogs.
Seth: grinning I like how you assume there’s a reasonable explanation.
**
Arthra: Explain to me why you thought this was a good idea.
Lili: Okay, so first of all—
Bats: grinning It wasn’t.
Banana: cackling But it was funny!
**
Lili: peacefully reading TMitH
Wren: walks in with a plate of cookies
Lili: Hey, Wren. Is there a fire or something?
Wren: sits down nearby No, but isn’t it nice and peaceful?Â
Lili: It isn’t usually nice and peacful here…
Wren: True. It’s probably fine.Â
Outside there is a stampede of footsteps accompanied by screaming
Lili: Yeah, it’s fine.Â
**
Anaya: You are banned from making plans.Lili: …What about chaotic plans?Anaya: ESPECIALLY those.Bats & Banana: high-fiving We got this.
**
Anaya: What did you do?
Bats: Nothing.
Lili: Yet.
Banana: grinning Give us five minutes.
**
Anaya: What’s the worst that could happen?
Lili: grinning What an excellent question.
Banana: Let’s find out.
**
Banana: laughing You can’t stop me!
Wren: grabs them by the collar Try me.
Banana: Oh.
**
Let me know if you'd like to be in the next one!
MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! I MAY BE AN FF, FIGHTING CHAOS, BUT I AM STILL RECKLESS! EVERYONE, I WANT YOUR MEGAPHONES.
Ok I think this ones the funniest so far XD
you know if the worst thing that happens today is me getting sprinkles poured on me ....today will be a good day
(coughs) Bonjor, me like would request to participate in this so called ‘quotes incorecct’
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I'd love to be in the next one 😀
I'm curious about how you explained this to your teachers! 😂 Are they going to read the Wingfeather Saga now?
Of course there is a sword in the kitchen. How else is anyone going to slice the bananas?
I’d like to be in the next one! But…lol I don’t know if you know me well enough to do this.
🤣🤣🤣
Man! I think my faves were the ones where I am actually the calm one 😂🤣 Hey, and those ones are the most accurate! Funny story as well! 😂🤣
Wren in the second one sounds a whole lot like me on any of our quiz bowl journeys :)