I know some pretty interesting people and here are some things they have said.
-This singer isn't very good (it was an instrumental song)
-(talking about Christmas lights) Those lights are the strong fairy's and the blinking ones are the dying ones.
-This remote controls Wren, it has three buttons, guess that's how complex she is. **I raise my eyebrows* Never mind.
-Ohh evil, Yes!
-(this is a kid i babysit) Don't flush my pee, the B-I-B-L-E
-(same kid) Don't flush me!
- I'm dead!
-I want to lick it (I was painting a water mural)
-You can eat your face or someone else's face it's a real bonding experience
-Stop stabbing the salad!
Four of these were @Mr. Banana [Lone Ranger] can you guess which ones?
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