I feel like no explanation is necessary . . .
Non-Thwaphouser: A train without breaks is racing towards five people tied to the tracks. But just the pull of a switch will reroute it to a different track, where only one person is tied. What would you do?
Seth: Explode the track, causing the train to derail without hitting anyone.
Non-Thwaphouser: . . .
Fab: Chances are, there are about five stowaway beanz on that train. On my command, they disassemble the whole thing in like five minutes.
Non-Thwaphouser: Okay . . .
Kay: I'd flip the switch, then run to that one person and pull them off of the tracks.
Non-Thwaphouser: But the train is ahead of you.
Kay: And?
Non-Thwaphouser: You know what, fine. What about you?
Anaya: I'd pray for a miracle till I'm blue in the face.
Non-Thwaphouser: But that's not an option!
Anaya: PRAYER IS ALWAYS AND OPTION!
In a shop
Spags: Hey, we're looking for shampoo?
Shop assistant: Sure, over here we have Head and Shoulders.
Fab: Knees and toes.
Shop assistant: No, Head and Shoulders.
Spags: Knees and toes.
Bats: And eyes and ears and mouth and nose.
All three, harmonizing: Head, shoulders, knees and toes!
Use tanglry skillset to create a third track bridging over so noone gets hurt!!!