(I gave all of my siblings different names. However, they sound similar to the ones they actually have. My name is the same bc of the nickname.)
Me: making eggs
John: Can I have some? Me: Sure.
Eva: Ryls, can I have some eggs too?
Amber: Me too!
Everly: What about me?
Grey: Ooh eggs!
Me: *sigh*
Grey: reads text messages
Grey: Ryls, did you hear about the drama with our cousin Lily?
Me: No! What happened? Grey: Well…. Precedes to tell me the entire story
Me: Wow. Mom: Guess what happened with your cousin?
Grey: Gasps . What?!
Me: rolls eyes in thronewarden
Me: Hey, I’m sorry for overreacting.
Grey: picks up fork. It’s ok, I forkgive you.
Me: picks up orange. Orange you glad you forkgave me?
Grey:
Me :
laughing hysterically
Me: Hey Addison, have you seen my brush?
Addison: No, Veronica.
Me: That’s not my name.
Addison: spills drink
Me: Oh, better clean it up Dennis.
Mom: What?
For some context my brother made a crazy character named Skippy. We gave her a weird personality and occasionally talk about her life like she’s a real person .Fun fact, she lives with us.
Me: What’s up? Grey: Nothin, just hanging out.
Grey: Skippy just left.
Me: Oh, how is she?
Grey: As good as she can be.
Me:*nods*
Grey: She lit her house on fire.
Me: Classic Skippy
Grey: Yup.
Me: Did she get the insurance money?
Grey: No.
Mom: Who’s Skippy? Me: Oh, you don’t know her.
Mom: walks away confused
These quotes are so funny 😠they remind me of things my nephew says. Just today, he told me that when he owns a house, he's going to fill it with birds (because he thought I really liked birds)
My brother has an invisible friend named Sam he once took a picture of a slide and told me, "look Sam is on the slide!"
That first one sounds like poor Batwhacker! 🤣🤣🤣