And finally, a hilarious LotR elf headcanon, thought up by my little sister.
Okay, my sister and I were talking about how all the Hobbits have backpacks... So then she said, "what would elves use." And...
And then she looks me dead in the eyes and says, "Fanny packs." 💀🤣🤣🤣😭
AND I JUST- wHy?!
Thranduil: Yo, Elrond! Look at how SICK this fanny pack is! Holds up fanny pack with jewels sparkling on it*
Elrond: Duuuude, that's EPIC.
Thanduil: Riiiiight?
Elrond: I'ma need to get myself one.
Thranduil: Oh, for sure. They're all the rage.
Feanor: Ayo, CHECK THIS OUT! Pulls out fanny pack with Silmarils inlaid into it*
Fingolfin: Feanor... What?
Feanor: Puts on Fanny pack and strikes a pose* Does this not look epic?
Fingolfin: Someone please hElP-
Legolas: Hey, Aragorn, check this out! Puts on three fanny packs*
Aragorn: wha- Why... Legolas... Why?
Legolas: Sighs* Mortals just don't get it...
Aragorn, near tears: LEGOLAS THAT'S A fAnNy pAcK- wHAt-
(I've though about this headcanon way too much. It's just too funny. Imagine Elrond or Galadriel randomly seeing an elf wearing a fanny pack, and they just have intense flashbacks to the Silmarillion... And how all the Feanorians wore fanny packs. And some of them had fancy gemstones sewn onto the fanny packs.🤣🤣)
Those are so good!! 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtube.com/shorts/w2YwLZKr_Qk?feature=shared
😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The- the cat- *faints*
Elves using fanny packs...😬 Thanks for the disturbing mental image!🤣
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How adorable you are, ordinary person.
I have definitely done the last one 😂
And then I get frustrated that I've just been wasting my MP3 player battery for that long...
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Number 10 is SOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!!!!!!! Do you know how many times I've gotten on random Internet rabbit holes?! No, seriously. Do you know? Cause I've lost count 🤣
The first little story that I wrote (which I called The King of Williams . . . . I was, like, five, okay?) was heavily influenced by The Silver Chair. 😑🤣
Yeah, I just had a plagirized version of the Green Ember when I first wrote the Stone's Edge...
I will never imagine elves the same again!!!!🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣 And it's so funny how pretty much every book you encounter is a New York Times Bestseller!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I don't know if I've ever found one that's not!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fanny packs? I never thought of that. Brilliant!