Sporadic dose of memes Pt. 800

RIGHT?! People are always asking if I've ever read any non-sad books and I just kind of stand there, malfunctioning while trying to think of anything I've read that's not sad... 🤣🤣

YES!! Aslan just appears like, "Oh really? Ya think?"

Indeed!

Our dogs have eaten chocolate once or twice, but only a little bit. They were fine, but it can kill dogs if eaten in large amounts.

As well as the grapes, raisins, and there are several other things I believe...

We're always looking up what dogs can and can't have just to make sure... 🤣😂

My dog has eaten an entire bag of chocolate goldfish and he's still alive years later 🤣🤣

And cherries! The fruit itself is fine, but the pits, stems, and leaves contain cyanide, which of course is deadly! My dog probably ate a whole bunch of whole cherries a couple of weeks ago. It scared me pretty badly, but he ended up being fine!

They do, but it should still be hot at the end, lol

Agreed.

They work sometimes 😂

Fifteen potatoes in five fir-trees

Their potato-skins were fanned in a firey breeze

What funny little potatoes, they had no eyes

Oh what shall we do with the funny little things?

Roast them alive, or stew them in a pot;

Fry them, boil them and eat them hot?

Burn, burn tree and fern

Shrivel and scorch, a fizzling torch

To light the night for our delight,

Ya hey!

Bake and toast them, fry and roast them

Till those weird holes in some potatoes blaze, and eyes glaze;

Till hair(?) swelts and potato-skins crack,

Potato-juice melts, and potato-flesh blacks

In cinders lie

Beneath the sky,

So the potatoes shall die-but-not-actually-die-because-potatoes-can't-die-because-they-were-never-alive-in-the-first-place-because-they're-potatoes. . . .

But, they're plants... So aren't they kind of alive?