The Glories of Autocorrect

THE GHOTS OF PATS PRESENT AND FUTURE CHRISTmasIE RIGHT HERE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! curtsy-bow combination that ends up looking graceful

THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

Google docs, I AM OF THE PRESENT!

I don't know what to say to the rest of this, but I'm sitting on a wall and keep hitting my head on it. Hits head again starts yelling at the wall

Ah, so that's how that expression of frustration began.... when the past insisted on being the present. Very interesting!

Perhaps its a metaphor about acceptance of reality? About how things change, and they are not always the same or continue as we wish they did, but that we must learn to accept, adapt, and overcome, lest we run into a wall. Banging your head upon the wall must be a way to embody these philosophical realities physically, so as to remind ourselves of their great truth and thereby take the first step in progress!

You know, they should teach these bits of history in school! You only really understand tradition and the lessons it means to communicatewhen you understand the context of its origins and have the symbolism explained, after all.

no, when the pasta insisted on being the present. Clearly.

I don't expect anything. well, I guess there are a few; Band teacher is strict, have to write another RACES paragraph when brake is over, get unnecessarily grumpy with myself for getting other than a red or yellow for archery . . .

EXACTLY! my dad says he only understands basically any of it if he understands the "why". otherwise, it doesn't click.