Lili: Why is there a goat in the kitchen?
Mr. Banana: **offended gasp* His name is Sir Hoofigan, and he's family now.
Wren: YOU STOLE A GOAT?!?!?
Mr. Banana: NO! He followed me home....after I lured him with snacks
Gracie: Is that a jar of dirt??
Anaya: No, its my backup plan.
Wren: ...how?
Anaya: **huge smile* You'll see
(next battle with seth)
Anaya: HEY SETH!! GUESS WHAT!!
Seth: **pauses* **looks at Anaya*
Anaya: **running sideways waving jar above her head* I GOT A JAR OF DIIIRRRTTTT
Spaghetti: Did you just eat that fry off the ground?
Anaya: The floor and I have an understanding.
Wren: ...What does that even mean?
Anaya: It means the five-second rule is for cowards. Honestly I'm lucky Seth didn't get to it first.
Wren: **sarcastically* What do he and the floor have an understanding as well?
Anaya: No, he and the world have an undertanding. Rules are for cowards.
Wren: Lili, why are there chorkneys in the bathtub?
Lili: Thats Henrietta and Colonel Beaks. Its spa day.
Wren: ...and the candles?
Lili: They deserve ambiance.
Spags: Why does this always happen to me??
Fab: cuz you make bad choices
Spags: **eating cereal with a fork* that's subjective
Anaya: I have a brilliant plan!
Spags: I'm in.
Wren: You don't even know what the plan is...
Spags: That's what makes it exciting!
Spags: You've really outdone yourself this time
Seth: Thank you. I try.
Spags: But why exploding ducks?
Seth: Because chickens were too predictable
Gracie: Did you guys just throw chairs out the window?
Anaya: Maybe.
Spags: Yes.
Gracie: Why?
Anaya: To test gravity.
Spags: **spags and anaya high-five* Still works!
Wren: But why did both of you do it??
Anaya: Well it was my idea...
Spags: But it sounded like so much fun i had to do it too
Lili: Whats the weirdest thing you've ever done?
Wren: Are 15 pancakes in one sitting.
Lili: Thats not weird..
Wren: They were raw.
Fab: Why are standing in the rain?
Kay: I'm having a moment.
Wren: **joining her* is it dramatic?
Kay: Extremely.
Bats: Seth, why is the living room full of ducks?
Seth: **grins* they're decoys
Bats: ...for what?
Seth: **presses button* BOOM
Bats: **covered in feathers* ....why me
Lili: Wren, I need advice,
Wren: Then why are you coming to me?
Lili: Because you're responsible!
Wren: **blinks slowly* Thats a terrible assumption
Seth: Do you trust me?
Wren: No.
Seth: That was fast
Wren: You tricked me into a Bound of Chaos.
Seth: ...that was your fault
Lili: **looking at chorkneys* Isn't this the best way to spend the day?
Arthra: **nodding* Absolutly. But you know what would make it even better? A syncronized dance with the chorkneys
Lili: ...are you serious?
Arthra: **doing an exaggerated chicken dance* I'm always serious about dance.
Anaya: **kicks down door* YOU'RE ALL DOOMED!
Gracie: ...what did you do this time?
Anaya: Nothing yet. I just wanted to set the mood.
Wren: **playing baseball with a frying pan and water balloons* what should we do after this?
Arthra: **thows another balloon* Simple! We have a race- each of us with a water balloon. Whoever keeps theirs in the air longest wins!
Spags: **nodding* and we have to do it while riding unicycles
Anaya: **jumps up and down* Unicycles AND rollerskates! Lets see who can so the splits while juggling!
Lili: **doging water balloon while on a chokney* this is officially the most interesting thing we've done yet
**bows* your welcome guys! hope you enjoyed it
I want to put together an "TTH Incorrect Quotes" of my own, so does anyone specifically want to be in one?
The first one. Thank you for including me. I have a very slight problem however. I hate donkeys.
Actually, let me rephrase. DONKEYS STINK. (The yelling twas' not directed toward you. Twas' directed toward the donkeys hiding in the shadows.)
Thank you so much for including me! I really appreciate it and it actually sounds like something I'd do! 😂
🤣 applause Bravo! freezes suddenly
WAIT A SECOND!!! You know about Henrietta and Colonel Beaks??? whimpers I wasn't supposed to tell anyone...
These are great!
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Great! I love these!
I'm vibrating with laughter 😂
I love these so much