Lili: Why is there a goat in the kitchen?
Mr. Banana: **offended gasp* His name is Sir Hoofigan, and he's family now.
Wren: YOU STOLE A GOAT?!?!?
Mr. Banana: NO! He followed me home....after I lured him with snacks
Gracie: Is that a jar of dirt??
Anaya: No, its my backup plan.
Wren: ...how?
Anaya: **huge smile* You'll see
(next battle with seth)
Anaya: HEY SETH!! GUESS WHAT!!
Seth: **pauses* **looks at Anaya*
Anaya: **running sideways waving jar above her head* I GOT A JAR OF DIIIRRRTTTT
Spaghetti: Did you just eat that fry off the ground?
Anaya: The floor and I have an understanding.
Wren: ...What does that even mean?
Anaya: It means the five-second rule is for cowards. Honestly I'm lucky Seth didn't get to it first.
Wren: **sarcastically* What do he and the floor have an understanding as well?
Anaya: No, he and the world have an undertanding. Rules are for cowards.
Wren: Lili, why are there chorkneys in the bathtub?
Lili: Thats Henrietta and Colonel Beaks. Its spa day.
Wren: ...and the candles?
Lili: They deserve ambiance.
Spags: Why does this always happen to me??
Fab: cuz you make bad choices
Spags: **eating cereal with a fork* that's subjective
Anaya: I have a brilliant plan!
Spags: I'm in.
Wren: You don't even know what the plan is...
Spags: That's what makes it exciting!
Spags: You've really outdone yourself this time
Seth: Thank you. I try.
Spags: But why exploding ducks?
Seth: Because chickens were too predictable
Gracie: Did you guys just throw chairs out the window?
Anaya: Maybe.
Spags: Yes.
Gracie: Why?
Anaya: To test gravity.
Spags: **spags and anaya high-five* Still works!
Wren: But why did both of you do it??
Anaya: Well it was my idea...
Spags: But it sounded like so much fun i had to do it too
Lili: Whats the weirdest thing you've ever done?
Wren: Are 15 pancakes in one sitting.
Lili: Thats not weird..
Wren: They were raw.
Fab: Why are standing in the rain?
Kay: I'm having a moment.
Wren: **joining her* is it dramatic?
Kay: Extremely.
Bats: Seth, why is the living room full of ducks?
Seth: **grins* they're decoys
Bats: ...for what?
Seth: **presses button* BOOM
Bats: **covered in feathers* ....why me
Lili: Wren, I need advice,
Wren: Then why are you coming to me?
Lili: Because you're responsible!
Wren: **blinks slowly* Thats a terrible assumption
Seth: Do you trust me?
Wren: No.
Seth: That was fast
Wren: You tricked me into a Bound of Chaos.
Seth: ...that was your fault
Lili: **looking at chorkneys* Isn't this the best way to spend the day?
Arthra: **nodding* Absolutly. But you know what would make it even better? A syncronized dance with the chorkneys
Lili: ...are you serious?
Arthra: **doing an exaggerated chicken dance* I'm always serious about dance.
Anaya: **kicks down door* YOU'RE ALL DOOMED!
Gracie: ...what did you do this time?
Anaya: Nothing yet. I just wanted to set the mood.
Wren: **playing baseball with a frying pan and water balloons* what should we do after this?
Arthra: **thows another balloon* Simple! We have a race- each of us with a water balloon. Whoever keeps theirs in the air longest wins!
Spags: **nodding* and we have to do it while riding unicycles
Anaya: **jumps up and down* Unicycles AND rollerskates! Lets see who can so the splits while juggling!
Lili: **doging water balloon while on a chokney* this is officially the most interesting thing we've done yet
**bows* your welcome guys! hope you enjoyed it
I want to put together an "TTH Incorrect Quotes" of my own, so does anyone specifically want to be in one?