(I think?) About half of these I used a generator to make...
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Matt: Why are you smiling like that?
Seth: Oh, you’ll see.
later, everything is on fire
Matt: I saw.
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Wren: bursting into the room Guess who just stole something very important!
Bats: Oh no.
Wren: Guess who forgot to check for traps!
Bats: grabbing sugar Oh no.
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Wren: We need a plan.
Lili: How about we wing it?
Matt: Winging it is not a plan.
Bats: It’s the only plan we ever use.
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Mr. Banana: I have an idea.
Anaya: Is it dangerous?
Mr. Banana: grinning Only if we do it right.
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Anaya: Why are you three soaking wet?
Seth: We fell in the river.
Arthra: Seth fell into the river.
Wren: We fell trying to save him.
Bats: I pushed him.
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Lili: I made tea.
Anaya: What kind?
Lili: I boiled some herbs I found outside.
Wren: … Did you check if they were poisonous?
Lili: Check what?
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Lili: We’re lost.
Ickaw: No, we’re not! I know exactly where we are.
Arthra: dryly Oh really? Where are we?
Ickaw: In the middle of the forest.
Lili: ...I could’ve guessed that.
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Lili: Why is the kitchen on fire?!
Wren: panicked I tried to make soup!
Arthra: How does soup set a kitchen on fire?!
Wren: I don’t know! Ask the soup!
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Spaghetti: bursting into the room I HAVE AN IDEA!
Ickaw: This is gonna end in flames, isn’t it?
Spaghetti: Only if it goes well.
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Ickaw: What happened here?!
Anaya: covered in mud Lili fell.
Lili: also covered in mud Arthra laughed.
Arthra: soaking wet Then I fell.
Bats: hanging upside down from a tree And I’m just here for the drama
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Bats: holding a tiny animal I shall name him Sir Chompsalot, and he will be my son.
Arthra: Bats, that’s a wild raccoon.
Bats: defensive AND MY SON.
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Lili: I can explain.
Anaya: Really? Because it looks like you accidentally summoned an army of shadow wolves.
Lili: Oh. Then no, I can’t explain.
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Wren: bursting into the room Everyone hide! I may have stolen something!
Lili: What did you steal?
Wren: nervously holding a crown ...Nothing important.
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Lili: Wren, why is Bats duck-taped to the ceiling?
Wren: She challenged me to “do my worst.”
Lili: sighs And THIS is what you interpreted it as?
Wren: Yep.
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Lili: We need a diversion.
Spaghetti: produces a stick of dynamite Say no more.
Lili:...Where’d you get that?
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Mr. Banana: climbing out of a tree with a squirrel on his head Everything is under control.
Thwap Houser: Of course it is. Why wouldn’t it be?
Non-Thwap Houser: What part of this looks “under control” to you?!
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Anaya: staring at a burning wagon, I said, “Don’t touch anything.”
Wren: Okay, but in my defense, “anything” is a very vague term.
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Kay: I’m tired of being the responsible one.
Spaghetti: Then stop.
Kay: climbs onto a table and flips it over This is liberating!
Wren: JOIN US IN THE CHAOS, KAY!
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Lili: I’ve made a list of things we’re NOT allowed to do anymore.
Anaya: reading the list “Stop setting things on fire. Stop challenging strangers to duels. Stop trying to befriend dragons.”
Bats: Okay, but those are all situationally dependent.
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Lili: Do you think we’ll survive this?
Wren: Statistically, no.
Spaghetti: jumping off a roof But we’ll look COOL doing it!
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For the record, I did not summon an army of shadow wolves... Promise... Let me know if you want to be in the next one!
Um, is anyone going to un-tape me from the ceiling?