Liz: Bonjor, me like would request to participate in this so called ‘quotes incorecct.’
Lili: Fix your grammar, first. Than I’ll consider.
Liz: No.
Lili: Do I need to steal my brother’s copy of Mark Twain?
Liz: runs
**
Somebody: I need you all to behave.
Lili: grinning You’re gonna have to be more specific.
Bats: nodding Define “behave.”
Banana: holding a crowbar Yeah, because that’s open to interpretation.
Liz: already climbing onto the table
**
Arthra: Tell me why there’s a giant hole in the wall.
Bats: We can explain.
Lili: But you won’t like it.
Liz: wiping soot off her face …Or believe it.
**
Anaya: I’m confiscating anything even remotely dangerous.
Lili: …Even my sword?
Seth: My bombs?
Banana: My will to cause chaos?
Liz: My ability to make reckless decisions??
Anaya: deep sigh I need a raise.
**
Non-Thwaphouser: This group is completely unhinged.
Liz: Thank you.
Bats: grinning We work hard for that reputation.
Lili: nodding Blood, sweat, and chaos.
Banana: maniacal laughter
**
Wren: This is your last warning.
Liz: Oh, good. I love collecting those.
**
Arthra: Where is Liz?
Bats: nervous laughter Um.
Lili: That’s an interesting question.
Banana: What’s important is why you’re asking.
Liz: falls through ceiling Found me.
**
Wren: suspicious Where have you all been?
Bats: covered in dirt Nowhere.
Lili: covered in soot Doing nothing.
Banana: dripping wet Completely innocent.
Liz: grinning with a bag of stolen loot …Want a cookie?
**
Anaya: panicking WHY IS LIZ CHARGING AT US WITH A SPEAR?!
Lili: laughing It’s for science.
Bats: grinning And entertainment.
Liz: yelling AND FOR GLORY.
**
Spaghetti: You all are INSANE.
Lili: Thank you.
Bats: We try our best.
Banana: grinning It’s a lifestyle.
Liz: doing a backflip off a roof
**
Anaya: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
Liz: hanging upside down from a chandelier We have no idea.
Bats: grinning But it’s fantastic.
**
Anaya: Tell me you didn’t just set something on fire.
Lili: I won’t lie to you, Anaya.
Bats: grinning But I won’t tell the truth, either.
Liz: holding a flamethrower …I could tell you.
Banana: pointing behind them But I think you already know.
**
Spaghetti: Why is there a goat in the kitchen?
Liz: grinning …Next question.
**
Anaya: panting WHERE DID YOU GET A CANNON?!
Lili: grinning A better question is: WHY AREN’T YOU RUNNING?
Liz: lighting the fuse FIRE IN THE HOLE!!
**
Wren: There are TWO options.
Lili: Bold of you to assume we’ll take either.
Bats: nodding We’re about to invent a third.
Liz: And it involves explosions.
**
Spaghetti: What’s the plan?!
Liz: Step one: Chaos.
Bats: Step two: ???
Lili: Step three: Profit.
Banana: Step four: RUN.
**
Anaya: reading a warning sign …”DO NOT PRESS”?
Lili: We must press it.
Bats: It would be irresponsible not to.
Liz: smirking We’re duty-bound to press it.
Banana: presses it immediately WHOOPS.
**
Spaghetti: I’M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND.
Lili: Already lost ours.
Bats: Don’t miss it.
Liz: Wasn’t using it anyway.
Wren: I sold mine for a snack.
**
Anaya: WHO GAVE LIZ A TORCH?!
Lili: …Would you believe she found it?
Bats: …Or that it magically appeared in her hands?
Banana: …Or that we accidentally handed it to her?
Liz: maniacal laughter as she sets a curtain on fire
**
Spaghetti: What’s the worst that could happen?
Liz: grinning We could die.
Bats: We could be arrested.
Lili: We could start a revolution.
Banana: nodding OR ALL THREE.
**
Arthra: WHY IS THE FLOOR LAVA?!
Liz: cackling BECAUSE I SAID SO.
Bats: jumping across tables THIS IS AMAZING.
Lili: skipping over the fire JUST GO WITH IT.
Banana: using a shield as a sled WE RIDE AT DAWN.
**
Wren: WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND A FLAMETHROWER?!
Lili: Online.
Bats: Stole it.
Banana: Borrowed it indefinitely.
Liz: grinning Found it.
**
Spaghetti: I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WEREN’T GONNA START A WAR.
Lili: I said we wouldn’t intentionally start one.
Bats: grinning This is accidental.
Liz: …But we’re committed now.
**
Arthra: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Lili: innocently Nothing.Bats: smirking Yet.
Liz: holding a match But we’re about to.
Banana: EVERYONE BRACE YOURSELVES.
**
Anaya: I WILL END THIS.
Liz: laughing YOU CAN’T STOP WHAT YOU CAN’T CATCH.
Bats: UNLEASH THE BEAST.
Lili: flips table dramatically IT’S TOO LATE.
Banana: CHAOS IS ALREADY HERE.
**
Non-Thwaphouser: YOU ARE MENACES TO SOCIETY.
Lili: grinning Thank you.
Bats: We try our best.
Liz: dramatic bow It’s a lifestyle.
Banana: It’s a science.
**
Arthra: staring at the burning wreckage What. Did. You. Do.
Lili: grinning We existed.
Bats: And flourished.
Liz: And thrived.
Banana: And conquered.
**
Anaya: I am going to cry.
Liz: grinning That makes two of us.
Bats: smirking But mine are tears of victory.
Lili: handing Anaya a cupcake Eat this and pretend everything’s fine.
**
Wren: WHY IS THERE A DRAGON IN THE KITCHEN?!
Liz: …He followed me home.
Bats: …He adopted us.
Lili: …He’s family now.
Banana: grinning WE RIDE AT MIDNIGHT.
**
Arthra: glaring I want you to make one responsible decision.
Liz: thinking hard …I responsibly decided to make bad choices.
Bats: nodding That counts, right?
Lili: It’s a responsible commitment to chaos.
**
Anaya: exhausted WHY are you like this?!
Liz: grinning Born this way.
Bats: Refined over time.
Lili: Perfected through practice.
Banana: Unstoppable now.
**
Let me know if you want to be in the next one!
I feel that if I were to ask to be in these, these things would become crazier...... adding a havoc spreader....
Anyway!
May I please be in the next one? If you can add me of course.
Thanks! 🙃