Yep, I made more! Enjoy!
Gracie: I'm going to start a band.
Matt: What’s it called?
Bats: Who’s in it?
Rachel: What kind of music do you play?
Pai: I call dibs on the triangle.
Pai: hands Bats a caffeinated soda
Kay: swats it away No, sleep.
Pai: hands Bats another caffeinated soda
Kay: swats it away No, sleep.
Bats sipping a third caffeinated soda: You two are adorable.
Bats: I have a bad feeling about this.
Kay: What’s wrong?
Bats: Seth and Fab just walked past carrying buckets labeled "DO NOT QUESTION THIS."
Kay: …
Bats: …
Kay: We should probably question it.
Dani: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Anaya: The power to instantly know what the HS are plotting.
Matt: That’s not a superpower, that’s self-preservation.
After Seth put a mystery box in the hallway
Bats wailing: You can’t just put “mystery” on a box and leave it in the hallway.
Seth: Technically, I can.
Anaya: …Should we open it?
Wren: Or run away?
Dani: I vote we poke it with a stick and see if it explodes.
Ellie: That’s how TTH attacks start.
Kay: Or friendship. Depends on the stick.
Banana: I have a stick. And a backup stick.
Trisper: Why do you have backup sticks?
Banana: For backup emergencies.
Charlotte: If this box explodes, I’m blaming all of you.
Wren: If it explodes, we’ll have bigger problems than blame.
Clark: So... open it?
Kay: Or we could just set it on fire and walk away.
Matt: That’s not problem solving, that’s arson.
Fab: glares
Wren: I’m 90% sure this will work.
Ellie M.: And the other 10%?
Wren: That’s where the screaming starts.
Anaya: I made tea.
Lili: Great!
Anaya: I was tired. It’s just hot Dr. Pepper.
Lili horrified: I’m calling 9-1-1.
Fab: I’m not saying I’m a genius.
Gracie: Good, because you just tried to charge your phone in a totato.
Ellie M.: I’ve made a list of things we’re not allowed to do.
Fab: Is “don’t threaten the sun” on it?
Ellie M.: It is now.
Seth: I’m not saying I caused the power outage.
Matt: But?
Seth: I did microwave a fork.
Bats: I’m going to run away and live in the woods.
Kay: You cried when your Wi-Fi went out for 10 minutes.
Bats glares: I was taking an online class!
Ellie: Seth, I promise, if I see you holding TNT one more time—
Seth: Then you’ll see me holding TNT one more time.
Seth: I have an idea.
Matt: That’s never good.
Rachel: I support the idea no matter what it is.
Wren: Does it involve fire?
Seth: Indirectly.
Fab: Does it involve annoyance?
Seth: Directly.
Spags: Does it involve explosives?
Seth: Always.
Matt: …We are doomed.
Char: If Bats and Seth ever teamed up, what do you think would happen?
Ellie M.: An unstoppable glitter-and-explosives nightmare.
Anaya: Truly terrifying.
Ellie W.: Banana, why do you look so excited?
Banana: Because Bats is about to introduce another cat to the group and Wren is going to lose her mind.
Wren: I am RIGHT HERE!
Seth: If I ever go missing, just play really annoying noises on loop. I’ll come running.
Anaya: That’s ridiculous.
Seth: Are you saying it wouldn’t work?
Anaya: …No, I’m saying it would work too well.
Seth: I just had an idea.
Lili: Oh no.
Seth: No, hear me out—what if we made explosive chicken feed?
Fab: I support this.
Ellie W.: I absolutely do not.
Rachel: I do, though.
Andrea: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Fab: Mine just says ‘Fab, no'.
Andrea: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Banana: Alright, group bonding question! What are some things people often say to you?
Fab: ‘Fab, no’
Bats: ‘Go to sleep’
Kay: ‘Are you okay?’
Wren: ‘Your medical record is outrageous’, even when said person is twisting her ankle all the time!
Bats: …Banana, next question
Fab: I have mastered the art of being the most annoying person alive.
Marki: I don’t think that’s something to be proud of.
Fab: That’s exactly what someone who hasn’t mastered it would say.
Ellie M.: Alright, here’s the deal. No explosions, no unnecessary fires, no drinking any weird substances, no taking bounds—
Bats: But what if—
Ellie M.: No "but what if"! If it involves setting something on fire or blowing something up, it is off-limits!
Seth: visibly sweating while holding a lit stick of TNT Define "off-limits."
Seth: bursts into the room dramatically FAB!
Fab: equally dramatic SETH!
Lili: calmly sipping tea Would you two care to explain why there’s smoke coming from outside?
Rachel: casually walking in The good news is, we figured out what happens when you mix the World Ender bomb with fireworks.
Arthra: If I catch anyone trying to set something on fire today, I will personally confiscate all your flamethrowers.
Fab: gasp You wouldn’t.
Arthra: Watch me.
Fab: clutches flamethrower That’s cruel and unusual punishment.
Matt: We need a game plan.
Anaya: Agreed.
Seth: Disagreed.
Matt: …Seth, you haven’t even heard the plan.
Seth: Plans imply order. I propose chaos.
Fab: nods approvingly
Wren: nods approvingly
Rachel: already setting fire to something
Bats: …this is why we don’t get anything done.
Lili, slightly concerned: When was the last time you had rest?
Bats, holding her 6th cup of coffee: No.
Wren: Hey, Char... Could you come over?
Wren: I mean it's completely fine if you can't and you’re busy and things, because it's not a big deal.
Wren: ...
Wren: But the stove may be ever so slightly on fire.
Bats: Name ONE thing better than a cat!
Wren, not looking up from her book: Two cats.
Bats: GASPS* YOU'RE RIGHT!!
Seth: Well, it looks like it's time to move onto plan 2.
Trisper: Wouldn't that be plan B?
Seth: That would mean I only have twenty-six plans.
there's a fire
Pai: Quick! Call 9-1-1!
Banana: The '9' button isn't working!
Pai: Just flip the phone over and use the '6' button!
Banana: Genius!
Kay, trying to put out the fire: What?
Trisper, driving Ellie W.’s car
Trisper: Well, your airbags sure work.
Ellie W.: Great!
Ellie W.: Wait-how do you know that?!
In a jail cell*
Seth: The risk I took was calculated!
Bats, Lili, Kay, and Ellie M.: HOW?!
Seth: I'M BAD AT MATH!
Meanwhile,
Matt: I'm here to pick up my friends.
Police officer: Who are your friends?
Matt: You must be new here.
Fab: Are you implying I occasionally stray from the rule book?
Gracie: I'm implying that you do not have a rule book, and if you do you most certainly have never opened it!
Awh. Why no? I thought cutting a tree down to land on tth would be awesome.... it would make tth a tree house! I think thats how Rachel got hers? Or maybe using hyper growth elixir on a sapling inside tth would be better.... checks bottle "CAUTION no counter elixir to cancel out the effects."
Well then. Better dump the whole bottle then. Who's with me?