One of my favorite things to do is to make incorrect quotes, so here we go again!
Esben holding a huge box in his arms*
Esben: What would you do if I came home with four puppies?
Artham: ...
Artham: What's in the box? Esben: ...
Artham: Esben. What is in the box.
Esben: Pretty sure you already know.
Rudric: So, who's in charge here?
Kal: Shrugs* Usually whoever yells the loudest.
Kalmar: In these situations I always ask, WWJD?
Leeli: What does WWJD mean?
Kalmar: What would Janner do?
Kalmar: Then I do the exact opposite.
Esben: I'm the kind of person who likes to think things through.
Artham: I once saw you eat a whole marshmallow while it was still on fire.
Kalmar: You came all this way to find me? How?
Janner: Several near death experiences.
Leeli: Three or four improsinments.
Artham: Lots of traumatic incidents.
Maralay: Also, that's not our horse.
And now a few that are if the Wingfeather was modern times:
Kalmar driving a car*
Kalmar: Hey you know these airbags work great.
Janner: Oh sweet I'm glad-
Janner: WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THE AIRBAGS WORK KALM-
Kalmar sneaking into bedroom*
Dumpes out bag full of lunchables*
Kalmar: Tonight, we feast!
Another random one I forgot to add:
Nia: I can't believe you did that!
Nia: I'm at a loss for words!
Kalmar later that day: And despite being at a loss for words, she lectured me for thirty minutes.
Janner: In hard situations, we always ask WWKD.
Kal: What would Kalmar Do???
Sara: Yes.
Janner: And then we do the exact opposite.
Kal:...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's so Kal
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 I need to write these down! XD
I love flaming marshmallows.