Incorrect Quotes

Here we are...again. trying my hand at some more incorrect quotes. This time, I'm doing both TTH, Wfs, and LOTR

TTH:

@Lili the Shakespeare Nerd (FF, FAR, TW, TC, SS, NoMS, CL, DK, AaPK(S), CE, CM, D)

Me: Wow, what a lovely day to be here on TTH! 😁

Non-Thwap Houser: Yeah, this place looks pretty chill! 😉

Seth: Nope. War time. 😏

Lili: ATTACK! summons chorkneys

Anaya: Right behind you! 😌

Other TTH's: AHHHHHHHHH! 😠

Non-Thwap Houser: 😶...wha? Me: Yep, just a normal day! 🤗

Me: So, I'm starting my next story! ^^

Spaghettes: Is it trauma dumped? 😥

Me: Uhhhhh.... slowly starts backing away😶

Spaghettes: Is it? 😨

Me: disappears in Hobbit hole😶

Spaghettes: Is it?!😫

Lili: I hope so! 😀

Spaghettes: Don't encourage her! 😒

now WFS!!!

Janner: So, what should we do today? 😁 Kalmar: Something irresponsible. 😊

Janner: 😶

Janner: Uncle Artham, did Papa ever say stuff like that? 😐 Artham: No, I didn't get the pleasure of irresponsibility. I got complete insanity. Like jumping off of a broken tree branch into a rushing river. 😑

Esben: It WaS oNe TiMe!!!! 😫

Nia: I think we should go out and have a girl's day with Arthra and Leeli!😁

Ari: You think Esben and Artham will be okay for an hour with Kalmar and Janner? 🤔

Nia: Sure, what could go wrong! 😉

one hour later......

Artham: I'll tell you what went wrong. I have a sprained ankle. From several close calls. 😐

Nia and Ari: 😶

Artham: Esben loses every brain cell when you're gone. 😑

And now....LOTR!

Pippin: And that's when it hit me. The best idea I've ever had in my entire life! 😁

Merry: That's the worst idea you've ever had in your entire life. 🙄

Pippin: You're just mad that you didn't think of it. 😏

Merry: 😶

Denethor's song to Faramir:

You are, annoying!

Your so, obnoxious!

Believe, when I say, that you are adopted!

Tell me why, you can't do anything right!

Tell me why, I want you out of my sight! 😌

Faramir: 😞

Legolas: I think you need to go into anger management before I go on another quest with you. 😏

Gimli: Oh anger management? Name ONE TIME, THAT I. HAD. ANGER PROBLEMS!!!!!!!! 😡

Legolas: Right now mic drop

Thorin: We need someone to help us with shelter and food! 😥

Thranduil: Well, hope you find someone to help you. 😏

And....I'm done! Anyways, I hope you liked! 😉