Me when I get spoilers:
Me: I'm almost done with TWatWK!
My brother: Oh, has Janner died yet?
Me: WHAT? NO! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! YOU HAVEN'T EVEN READ THE BOOK!!!
My brother: Gabriel from Teenstreet told me.
Me: WHAT? NO! WHY DID YOU TELL MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!???
My brother: To prepare you.
Me: YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME FIND OUT BY MYSELF!!!
Me when I don't get spoilers:
Me: **sobbing while reading** GUYS, JANNER JUST DIEEEEEED!!!
My brother: I know.
Me: YOU KNEW!? HOW? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME???!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
My brother: I thought you whould be angry if I told you.
Me: NO, WHOULD HAVE BEEN GRATEFULL. YOU WHOULD HAVE PREPARED ME FOR THIS HORRIBLE EVENT!!!
So if you don't get spoilers, you give spoilers? 😂