WINGFEATHER INCORRECT QUOTES

why you ask?

idk i'm kinda bored

Gnag, negotiating with Janner: We have Kalmar. Give me Ten thousand dollars and I will return him safely and unharmed

Kalmar: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, you only think I'm worth Ten thousand dollars?

Janner:

Kalmar: MAKE IT A MILLION

Janner: Kal, STOP

Kalmar: You'll have a hard time beliving this cuz' it never happens, but I made a mistake

Nia: Kalmar was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some

Kalmar: They shouldn't say all you can eat if they don't mean it!

Nia: Kalmar, you ate a chair

Esben: Oh, just so you know its very muggy out side

Artham: Esben if i step outside and all the mugs are on the lawn...

Esben: Sips coffee from a large bowl

Janner: You know, not every problem can be solved with a Dagger

Maraly: Thats why i carry two daggers

Kalmar: I was arrested for being cool

Janner: The charges dropped due to the lack of supporting evidence

Kalmar: Jail is no fun I'll tell you that much

Leeli: You've been to jail!?

Kalmar: Once. In Monopoly

Maraly: Today is a day of running through hurdles

Kalmar: Don't you jump over hurdles?

Maraly: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you

Kalmar: Screams

Maraly: screams louder

Leeli: Should we do something?

Janner: No, I wanna see who wins

Janner: gently taps table

Kalmar: taps back

Artham: What are they doing?

Leeli: Morse code

Janner: aggressively taps table

Kalmar: slams hands down YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Kalmar: Isn't weird that we pay money to see other people?

Artham: Plane tickets?

Leeli: Concert tickets?

Janner, holding broken frames: Glasses?

yeah

thats it

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