… I have no words.
Me: **looks at picture a seven year old drew from afar* Is it a pickle? I can’t really see it…
My younger brother: Wha- a pickle?!?! That’s so rude!!!
Me: I don’t know! I can’t see it! IT LOOKS LIKE A PICKLE!
My younger brother: Maybe YOU look like a pickle!
Me: Maybe I do!
My second older sister (I’ll call her sister-2): **goes to sit down and sits on a Bible.*
Me: Hey! You’re supposed to stand on God’s word, not sit on it!!!
Sister-2: … what if you can’t stand though?
Me: Then you may sit. But I know you can stand so you may not!
My younger brother: **jabs me in the rib cage with fingers.*
Me: OWWWW!!!
My younger brother: I’m sorry! Did that hurt?
Me: Bruh- YES IT HURT!!! YOU CAN’T DO THAT WHEN I HAVE A CAMEL IN MY MOUTH!
My younger brother: … what?
Me: I ALMOST CHOKED ON IT!!!
(Twas not a real camel, don’t worry)
My dog: **licks my foot as she walks past me.*
Me: …
My dog: **circles back around and licks my foot again as she walks past.*
Me: … whyyy??
My younger brother: **talks a lot trash about something I like, not because he doesn’t like it, just to be annoying.*
Me: **on my bed (the top bunk of a bunk bed)* How dare- HOW DARE YOU!? THAT IS SO RUDE YOU KNOW!!
My younger brother: **laughs, then continues to talk trash about it*
Me: IF YOU KEEP TALKING LIKE THAT I’M GOING TO KICK YOU!
My younger brother: Oh yeah? How are you going to-
Me: **proceeds to reach my leg down from the top bunk and kick him gently.*
My younger brother: 😐 **blink blink*
Like I said last time, there’s prolly more. Idk. My brother isn’t as bad as these make it seem. But he can be like this sometimes…
XDDDDD I have similar bunk bed stories
I have a bit of a story...
My High King has in his mouth this thing called a Splint. It's like a retainer but larger, and labor day here is the last day pools are open. We went swimming, and my High king decided he was funny by repeating different brainrot things when at the pool. I told him to stop, and in typical brother fashion he just said them louder. He then goes on the high dive, and jumped off, screaming "TUM TUM TUM SA-"
He didn't finish because his split shot out of his mouth.
You had to be there to see it, but it looked like a loony tunes cartoon. He started trying to swim in the air to grab it, then he realized gravity still affected him, the splint started falling, and then he did.
We had to temporary close the deep end so I could dive in and fetch the splint
Quote from my son yesterday: "I'm Safiki, and apples are my plumyums!"
Aaah. Bunk beds... good memories. When I had a bunk bed shared with my sister I had to sleep on this GIANT toy bear because she kept kicking me in the middle of the night 🤣
AHHHHHH YOUR DOG IS SO ADORABLE
She just casually licks your feet when she walks by
I did a couple typos but I didn’t want to bother the mods by trying to edit it. So… yeah. (‘Maybe I do’ in the first one was supposed to be in all caps. It doesn’t really matter but… whatever. And ‘word’ in ‘God’s Word’ is supposed to be capitalized in the second one…)