Fab: let's make an incorrect quote together!
Rachel: yesssssss
Fab: ok, but you're posting it.
Rachel: …..
Fab: takes forever to finish the quotes
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Batwaker: AWWWWW a kitty! Such a good kittie reaches out to pet Rachel
Rachel: hissssssss
Batwaker: maybe not….
Kay: actions speak louder than words
Lili: I must argue-
Fab: That's why I choose violence. nods very knowing-ed-ly
Lili: um-
Wren: I must agree….to some extent…..depending on the-
Rachel: popping out of a bush behind Fab The Fab utters truths
Kay: facepalm
Bats: GLITTTERRRRRR
Wren: no. crosses arms
Banana: This is one of the few times I have agreed with you.
Spaghetti thwap: isn't it annoying when you go outside and there's people……..
Lili: yes? Continue…
Spaghetti thwap: stares at Lili blankly
Wren: I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
Fab: cackling in the distance
explosions in the distance
Kay: sitting under a tree with Lili it's not that bad.
explosions intensify and Ellie and Wren are yelling in the distance
Lili: looks up from her book and stares at Kay
Kay: oh. It's getting worse.
Janna: Am I boring? Sure. social skills? None. But I'm loyal if you feed me and I'll never leave you cuz well I need the food.
Matt: Violence is not the answer
Seth: sigh You’re right
Matt: good.
Seth: It’s a question
Matt: SETH NO
Seth: AND THE ANSWER IS YES
at the park
Anaya: such a beautiful sunset
Wren: muttering while skipping stones Take that lake
Matt: violence is not the answer
Seth: it's the solution
at a lake
Matt: Has a boat for some reason. Is fishing
Seth: Is diving for something. No one knows what
Spags: Found some log to sleep in
Kay: Brought bags full of snacks/food
Anaya: Helps carry the snacks and joins Fab in helicopter
Batwhacker: Is dumping glitter in the water for some reason
Wren: Stole a bag of cookies and is now on a floaty in the middle of the lake eating. Freaks out because fish come to the surface to eat the crumbs
Banana: Brought the biggest floating fortress and is now conspiring in it with his squirrels. They have water guns and pinecones.
Ellie: Trying to keep Felda from chasing squirrels. Is also yelling at Wren and Banana “Get out of the water right now!”
Lili: Hammock high in tree. Book. Chorkneys perch on branches of trees around her
Gracie: Looking warily out at the lake What do you mean, you want to go diving?
Rachel: Strapping on Steph’s floaties Who said all cats hate water?
Fab: jumps into water from helicopter and soaks Wrens cookies cuz why not
GentleNickle: just realized that Matt is fishing using worms and is now crying on the shore
Santa drops in through the chimney
Wren: Where did he come from? How’d he fit in the chimney? walks over to the fireplace and looks up into the chimney
Fab: Those are good questions. However, I'm also genuinely concerned about the amount of noise he makes when braking into houses. Does he WANT to get caught?
Ellie: From the other room WHAT WAS THAT?
Anaya: A FAT MAN IN A RED BATHROBE DROPPED IN THROUGH THE CHIMNEY
Rachel: Did any of you have a childhood?
Fab: Chorkney soup….? grins
Lili: first off, that's random, second, HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT
kay staring flabbergasted at the house ablaze
Kay: what…..happened?
Banana: in dark ominous voice everything…
Seth: Could’ve been worse.
Anaya: You’re one to talk.
car chase with FF
Anaya: HIT THE GAS!!!
Kay: WHAT?? NO! There are rules!!!
Anaya: THERE ARE NO RULES IN A CAR CHASE!!!
Ellie: shoves Kay aside and hits the gas
Lili: SLOW DOWN
Matt: in shotgun so done with this
Bats: woke up in the trunk and is genuinely confused at what’s going on
car chase with HS
Rachel: is taking the liberty of going top speed on the highway
Seth: launching explosives from the cannon on top of the car to get rid of obstacles
Fab: probably is the partial cause of the chase. Is laughing maniacally in shotgun
Spaghetti thwap: is snoring in the back seat
car chase with the rangers
Wren: I CANT SLOW DOWN!
Banana: in shotgun NO NEED! GO GO GO
Anaya: everyone is special and unique!
Fab: doesn't that mean no one is?
Rachel: Fab, keep your weirdly reasonable but twisted sense of logic to yourself.
Anaya: my fake plants died because I didn't pretend to water them.
Lili: genuinely confused
Anaya, Ellie, Matt, Rachel, and Fab being bilingual
incoherent rambling and overuse of Google Translate
Guys, I was laughing so hard while reading this that a person next to me thought I was choking and dying. Literally. Thank goodness that person was my sister's friend and I could assure her I was fine.
BUT SIRIOUSLY, THESE ARE SO GOOD AND YOU PORTRAIED ME PERFECTLY!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And yes Fab, you get the Kay Stamp of Approval. 😁