kay-, guys, where did Seth go?
Rachel-arrested
Spags-Fab hasn't even stole any socks your today! how did man--
Seth- jumps down from a random tree The cops were on my tail. They . . . wanted to ask some questions about an explosion and -- FAB! GIVE ME THE SOCKS!
Matt- blocks path what did you explode?
Spags/Rachel-*leans forward*
Seth-Well, cracker store?
Matt- stares
Seth- fire cracker store. I was going to steal some to throw at people, but the owner saw and tried to steal my well-stolen crackers!
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kinda turned into HS vs FF
Seth-Ducks are better than rabbits
Ellie-What? Rabbits are adorable! Have you ever fought ducks? No! You make us fight them!
Spags-Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Lili-We're not talking about flavor, Spags!
Spags-Flavor counts!
Anaya-Who carries a duck foot around for good luck? Anyone?
Rachel-You wrap yourself up in a blanket of rabbit fur, I'll wrap myself in a blanket of duck feathers. Who's cozier?
Kay-Okay but-
Rachel-WHO IS COZIER!
Fab-Then why don't we take a rabbit and duck and make them fight it out in a cardboard box!
Seth- . . . Ideas . . .
Matt-Because it's illegal!
Seth-ONLY IF WE BET ON IT MATT!
Bats-Or we can tell by the fact that glitter is simply cuter on rabbits than ducks!
Banana-*gags*
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Spags-When you work at a soap store and a customer comes in and bites a bar of soap that looks like cheese, you stop getting bothered by it 'cause it happens too much.
Fab-If you stop showing soap as food, that wouldn't happen.
Spags-who goes into a soap store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?
Seth-Who goes into a store and bites the cheese?
Fab-Have you ever seen those foam footballs?
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Seth-*falls from ceiling in front of Matt*
Seth-hey Matt!
Matt-What did you do?
Seth-When someone tells you hey, you're supposed to respond.
Matt-fine. Hey Seth! What were you doing in the ceiling?
Seth-Well-
Fab-*falls out ceiling on Seth* Hi Matt! and watch out for the ceiling beams.
Fab-*rolls off Seth and leaves*
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Seth-What if we hung mistletoe up, but you have to fight whoever's under it instead of kiss?
Kay-Go to your room. you're not allowed to think.
Spags-Mistlefoe!
Anaya-Give me my fries and then you leave too. no more thinking from the HS.
Fab-*proceeds to stop thinking*
Fab-*picks up frying pan*
Fab-*walks over to garden*
Fab-* pulls out glitter*
Rachel-Ooo, fun!
Fab-*dumps glitter on pan*
Fab-*wacks Banana with gittery frying pan*
Banana-OW!
Fab-*starts thinking*, sorry, HS can't think. Stops thinking again
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Spags-You shouldn't use a straw.
Anaya-Yeah, I know, it's bad for the environment or whatever.
Spags-Yes, but you're even managing to creep Seth out with your "soup straw"
These are really funny, Spags! I was literally laughing out loud!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOVEEE
only grievance is that both are great tasting, it's just duck feathers are better for insides of comforters and rabbits are better as small accessories
Thank you for adding me! Hate to admit it, but I like that mistletoe idea. 🤣 If Seth continuous to come up with stuff that make holidays more interesting, I shall permit him to think.
AOSDHBJASDHJKAHBAHASDJHHAHAHAAH SPAGS THESE ARE HILARIOUS!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the last one tho was great lol😆 wanna hear what the last one reminded me of? its a joke lol: Ever since they stopped selling platic straws, i've taken to strangling turtles with my bare hands. **performs a theatrical bow* and now im gone before people realize how wrong my humor is😌 **dissapears*
What do the HS and FF do when we're not at war?
This. 👌🤣
Bravo.
MOR QOTEZ!!! YAAAAAAA
👍👍👍👍
Nailed it!!!