kay-, guys, where did Seth go?
Rachel-arrested
Spags-Fab hasn't even stole any socks your today! how did man--
Seth- jumps down from a random tree The cops were on my tail. They . . . wanted to ask some questions about an explosion and -- FAB! GIVE ME THE SOCKS!
Matt- blocks path what did you explode?
Spags/Rachel-*leans forward*
Seth-Well, cracker store?
Matt- stares
Seth- fire cracker store. I was going to steal some to throw at people, but the owner saw and tried to steal my well-stolen crackers!
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kinda turned into HS vs FF
Seth-Ducks are better than rabbits
Ellie-What? Rabbits are adorable! Have you ever fought ducks? No! You make us fight them!
Spags-Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Lili-We're not talking about flavor, Spags!
Spags-Flavor counts!
Anaya-Who carries a duck foot around for good luck? Anyone?
Rachel-You wrap yourself up in a blanket of rabbit fur, I'll wrap myself in a blanket of duck feathers. Who's cozier?
Kay-Okay but-
Rachel-WHO IS COZIER!
Fab-Then why don't we take a rabbit and duck and make them fight it out in a cardboard box!
Seth- . . . Ideas . . .
Matt-Because it's illegal!
Seth-ONLY IF WE BET ON IT MATT!
Bats-Or we can tell by the fact that glitter is simply cuter on rabbits than ducks!
Banana-*gags*
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Spags-When you work at a soap store and a customer comes in and bites a bar of soap that looks like cheese, you stop getting bothered by it 'cause it happens too much.
Fab-If you stop showing soap as food, that wouldn't happen.
Spags-who goes into a soap store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?
Seth-Who goes into a store and bites the cheese?
Fab-Have you ever seen those foam footballs?
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Seth-*falls from ceiling in front of Matt*
Seth-hey Matt!
Matt-What did you do?
Seth-When someone tells you hey, you're supposed to respond.
Matt-fine. Hey Seth! What were you doing in the ceiling?
Seth-Well-
Fab-*falls out ceiling on Seth* Hi Matt! and watch out for the ceiling beams.
Fab-*rolls off Seth and leaves*
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Seth-What if we hung mistletoe up, but you have to fight whoever's under it instead of kiss?
Kay-Go to your room. you're not allowed to think.
Spags-Mistlefoe!
Anaya-Give me my fries and then you leave too. no more thinking from the HS.
Fab-*proceeds to stop thinking*
Fab-*picks up frying pan*
Fab-*walks over to garden*
Fab-* pulls out glitter*
Rachel-Ooo, fun!
Fab-*dumps glitter on pan*
Fab-*wacks Banana with gittery frying pan*
Banana-OW!
Fab-*starts thinking*, sorry, HS can't think. Stops thinking again
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Spags-You shouldn't use a straw.
Anaya-Yeah, I know, it's bad for the environment or whatever.
Spags-Yes, but you're even managing to creep Seth out with your "soup straw"
These are really funny, Spags! I was literally laughing out loud!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣