Incorrect Quotes 6

I've posted the first two chapters on here. But I recently realized it didn't make much sense for what I wanted to do further down the road. So I did a rewrite, then I just now finished brushing up the first chapter to where I actually really like where it's going.

I'm in the process of posting it on here, I'll mention you in the post so you'll know when it comes on if you want.

Sure!

SMLKDAHKAHEHA WHAT!?!?!?!??! YOU'RE FINALLY RE-POSTING YOUR BOOK?!?!?! WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME!?!?!? **scans the posts* **realizes Matt tagged me* oh. uuhhmmm well i guess I can't really blame anyone for that...**shrugs* oh well better late than never! **goes to read the story*

I'm probably up there with you, eating pop corn. 🤣

nods I make the popcorn better every Sunday for family movie night!

YOU CANT KEEP ME OUT!!!!!

HUZZAH!

TTH is banned because they thought we would try to destroy it. Matt and Ellie are allowed because a) they got pulled for jury and b) people thought they would try to keep Seth there. clearly, that failed

I'm actually not sure being sane is a good thing, seeing that almost everything and everyone here is insane.

I'm pretty sure everyone at one point in their life had the chance to become weird.

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I am the very model of a modern Major-Gineral,[a]

I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical

From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;[b]

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,

I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,

About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;

I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I am the very model of a modern Major-Gineral.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;

I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,

I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,

In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;

I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,[c]

I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!

Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,[d]

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,

And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:[e]

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I am the very model of a modern Major-Gineral.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",

When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,[f]

When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,

And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",

When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,

When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery –

In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy –

You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.[g]

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,

Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;

But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I am the very model of a modern Major-Gineral. :)

i whole-heartedly agree.

............................there's an anti shoe club too?

Well I mean socks aren’t exactly the most comfortable thing

yeah? that's what ASC is . . .