these are from a generator and I just changed some of the people and wording.
Ellie-You're not turning into a cloud, you're just dehydrated.
Fab-Outta my way, Freedom Fighter, I'm about to liberate my mortal shell! Falls over
Ellie-hospital?
Spags-nodding hospital.
Seth-Hey Lili, what's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Lili- . . . Chorkney.
Seth-Guy! I found a 100 dollar bill!
Matt-Seth, do the right thing.
HS-and put it in your pocket
Matt-NO-
Spags-I feel like Ellie is looking down on me.
Anaya-That's because she's on a counter and you're short.
Spags-*Changes into Thwap and runs up wall*
Rachel-Steph is a perfect cinnamon roll who's never done anything wrong in his entire life!
Wren-Never done anything wrong!?! He set a city block on fire!
Matt-Your problem it that you've got no common sense.
Seth-I've got plenty of common sense!
Seth-I just choose not to use it!
Spags-which one of you was going to tell me that tea taste different if you drank it hot?
Ellie-You, you were drinking it cold?
Anaya-Spags? Answer the question Spags!
Spags-Yeah??? I thought that was just to speed up the . . . the . . . Teaification Process! Plus, you think I have the patience to boil water?
Ellie- You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?
Anaya-Why are you microwaving the water to boil it?
Ellie-You think I have that patience?
Anaya-It take less than a minute!
Spags-ARE YOU COOKING IT ON THE SUN!
Anaya-How long does it take for you to boil water?
Ellie-SEVEN MINUTES!
Seth-Just put it in a mug on medium heat, boils in two.
Matt-Or . . .maybe use a kettle?
Everyone else -*glare*
Matt-*backing up* okay . . .
Rachel-Why are you on fire?
Fab-Just how my day's going
Rachel -*pulls water out on nowhere* want some?
Wren-ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT! Wren-DO NOT PANIC! I AM JUST GETTING COOKIES!
someone-*falls down stairs*
Matt-Are you okay?
Anaya-*walking down stairs* Stop falling down stairs.
Seth-How's the ground taste?
If TTH had a restaurant hi
Waiter-Welcome to Applebeez, would you like apples or beez?
Non TTH- . . . Bees?
Seth from a table over-THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEEZ!
Non TTH-Wait-
Banana-*Walks over, shaking jar of beez
Thou shalt not accuse my nephew of such things.
(I bet you steph is so spoiled XD)
Spags these are absolutely awesome. Somehow you dissappear for the longest time and still manage to nail everyone's personality
Bet that ground tasted pretty good.
😂
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I LAUGHED SO HARD THE SONG MAIDEN LOOKED OVER AT ME WITH CONCERN!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
These are absolutely way to hilarious! I was literally shaking in my chair when I read these becaus I was laughing so hard! HOW are they so perfect!?
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The STAIRS one! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would boil tea in a kettle if my family owned one. Just use a soup pot on the stove! Or the chocolate pot!
(hot chocolate is so much more important here than tea everyone owns at least one chocolate pot and chocolate stick.)
ASDHJKADHSHAHAHAHAHSADJHAHAH THESE ARE SO FUNNNNYYYY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the one abt boiling water was SO GOOD!!!!! i laughed so harrrdd
and the stairs one🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 its POIFECT!! and yes, stop falling down stairs people...
NOT THE. BEEZ!!!!
STEPH IS A CINNAMON ROLL AND I WILL HAVE NOONE SPEAKING POORLY OF MY NEPHEW!!!!!!!!!