@Kay Livingstone (FF)
@Wren [LR, TW, CE, BW]
@Ellie (FF)
@Lili the Shakespeare Nerd (FF and FAR)
@Fab (HS)
@Seth the MuffinMan (HS Captain)
@Matt's Edge (FF)
@Spaghetti Thwap-ESST, TS, GB, FP, SS, SM, BK, TQ
@ArthamFanGirl
@Rachel Blackburn (HS) (FAR cofounder)
@Batwhacker the Freedom Fighter ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
@Mr. Banana [FR, HK, HORC, ST, SA (of SIA and CIA.)]
@Janna The Heart
@Gracie W. Beit The Freedom Warrior (FAR)
Wren: Anaya, no
Anaya: Anaya yes!
Matt: Anaya no
Anaya: Anaya, maybe?
Ellie & Kay: ANAYA NO
Anaya: ....no comment
Ellie: ANAYA GET BACK HERE
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Ellie: Who replaced all of the normal rations with candy?
Wren: …define ‘normal’
Spags: define ‘candy’?
Fab: define ‘replaced’
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Wren: Whats the dumbest thing you’ve ever done?
Spags: but there’s so many how do I choose?
Lili: you could rank them by how much property damage they cause
Anaya: or by how many people yelled at you afterwards
Bats: or how much glitter was everywhere
Seth: or how quickly you got arrested
Kay: …um should I be concerned?
Everyone: NOPE
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Spags: Hey so funny story-
Fab: that phrase is never followed with something actually funny
Spags: but here me out, your gonna love this one it involved a catapult
Ellie: NO-
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Ellie: You can’t just cause chaos all the time
Seth: Watch me
Matt: Now you’ve done it…
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Arthra: This is a terrible idea
Anaya: YOU’RE a terrible idea!
Wren: …that doesn’t even make any sense
Spags: let her have this one she’s on a roll
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Ellie: We need to be careful
Anaya: **doing a cartwheel along the top of a wall* careful is boring!
Spags: yeah lets be dangerously spontaneous
Arthra: that sounds like a bad idea
Fab: Which means we’re definitely doing it
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Kay: Why are you all soaking wet?
Anaya: We had a bet!
Matt: you pushed Ellie in the river
Kay: so how did you two get wet?
Anaya: We had a bet!
Arthra: ok now im confused, what was the bet?
Ellie: I bet that Anaya couldn’t get Matt to push her in the river
Janna: Matt would never push anyone in a river
Ellie: so I thought until Anaya tripped Matt and then stepped in front of him so he pushed her in the river trying to catch himself, and then he fell in the river. I lost the bet so she pushed me in the river
Arthra: …what river?
(guys this one is completely original...thats crazy idk even know where it came from🤣)
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Fab: do you think im crazy?
Rachel: oh absolutely, its the only reason we get along so well
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Gracie: ok but what if we didn’t turn this into a competition?
Anaya: **scoffs* what a weird way to say ‘im scared of loosing’
Seth: Ooooh NOW your on
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Lili: Seth why are you carrying around a suspicious bag?
Seth: its not suspicious!
Bats: …why is it ticking
Seth: ok slightly suspicious
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Anaya: If I do a handstand for 10 minutes will you let me have the last fry?
Matt: No-
Anaya: ok what if I do a cartwheel and a handstand while singing Lance the Turtle backwards?
Matt: what-
Anaya: what if I-
Matt: JUST TAKE THE FRY
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Seth: Guys I have great news!
Kay: you are legally forbidden from saying that after what happened last time
Seth: ok but this is actually great
Gracie: define ‘great’
Seth: I got a MASSIVE muffin supply!!
Spags: Oooo I love muffins!
Matt: wait- are these normal muffins??
Seth: …define ‘normal’
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Anaya: ok but what if we just did it for fun
Wren: thats how 40% of out problems start
Spags: and the other 60%?
Ellie: Seth and his explosives
Seth: hey thats only 58% the other 2% is Arthra giving up on stopping us
Arthra: ….yeah thats a fair point
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Matt: ok whats our goal here?
Ellie: fun!
Bats: glitter!
Wren: cookies!
Anaya: Fries!
Spags: Chaos!
Ellie: wait-
Seth: explosions!
Matt: no-
Rachel: FIRE
Ellie & Matt: ABSOLUTLY NOT
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Wren: why is there a chorkney in here?
Lili: Oh! His name is Fitzgerald III and he’s part of my latest fashion experiment!
Arthra: no more animal-related experiments!
Lili: ok, but what if its not an experiment and I just wanted to see if he could wear a tiny hat?
Spags: wait-can he?
Lili: absolutely and he looks amazing
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Seth: so, hypothetically-
Ellie: NO
Seth: but I didn’t even finish!
Kay: yeah because last time you said ‘hypothetically’ a building exploded
Fab: technically it was only half of the building
Spags: and the chickens survived! So really it was a success!
Ellie: **facepalm*
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Matt: who broke the door??
Seth: define ‘broke’
Spags: define ‘door’
Anaya: define ‘who’
Matt: Anaya what do you have to do with this??
Anaya: well, you see spags and I were trying a catapult system-
Matt: WHAT??
Spags: FOR FRIES!!!! i wanted to be able to catapult fries to her at any time!!
Matt: oh ok….but what does this have to do with the door?
Anaya: well um I was putting the fries in the catapult, but i was on the catapult, and Seth came up and launched the catapult-
Matt: he did WHAT????
Spags: and launched her through the door…
Seth: **running for his life from Matt*
(ALMOST completly original, i added a ton more)
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Lili: why is there a trail of flour leading to the closet?
Seth: don’t open it
Wren: why??
Seth: because then you’ll know and you can’t say ‘plausible deniability’ in court
Ellie: COURT?!?!?!?
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Arthra: we have to be calm about this
Fab: but what if we’re really loud instead?
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Ellie: Anaya, tell me you thought before you acted
Anaya: Ha! You’re so funny
Ellie: **sigh* you’re making it really hard to be your lawyer
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Gracie: if you had a warning label what would it be?
Fab: “wanted in several worlds, don’t touch me”
Rachel: “don’t touch my child or any children I have a flamethrower and know how to use it”
Seth: “possible explosive, stay at least 6 ft away for personal safety”
Anaya: “may cause excessive excitement, ear damage, and/or minor property damage”
Ellie: “overprotective Throne Warden who knows taekwondo”
Spags: “do not leave unsupervised around food or small animals”
Matt: “somehow always involved even when not present”
Janna: “innocent bystander”
Arthra: “tired”
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Anaya: I am very responsible!
Matt: you once threw a taco at me and said “you are what you eat”
Anaya: OK but the taco deserved to be thrown!!
Matt: did it have to be at me??
Anaya: **snickers* you were just the closest person and the phrase was funny
Matt: I think your proving my point
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Kay: Are you running away from responsibility again??
Spags: **stops* Not this time!
Kay: …really?
Spags: yeah, this time I’m skipping! **skips away*
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Rachel: Great news! I made have a new flamethrower!
Ellie: how is that great news!?!?!?!??
Fab: wait where did you get a flamethrower?
Rachel: oh I made a flamethrower
Ellie: thats more unsettling
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Wren: hammer trumps logic!
Banana: actually logic doesn’t exist-
Kay: I regret walking into this conversation
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Arthra: guys be careful!
Rachel: Careful is for people who don’t live in treehouses
Fab: yeah, and for people who don’t think setting off fireworks indoors is a great idea
Spags: mostly just for people who are sane…
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Ellie: look we can fix this!
Fab: yeah but do we want to?
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Bats: everything is better with glitter
Banana: I disagree-
Bats: well TOO BAD **throws glitter bomb*
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Seth: I have an idea!
Spags: oh this is going to be fun
Kay: no this is going to be a disaster
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Anaya: its fine! I have everything under control!
Ellie: last time you said that we had to evacuate all of TTH
Anaya: ok but that wasn’t entirely my fault…
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Rachel: science is about trial and error!
Ellie: yeah, and somehow you always manage to skip right to the error
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Wren: I have a frying pan and im not afraid to use it
Seth: I have explosives and im not afraid to use them. That ought to tell you something
Bats: **appears out of nowhere* I HAVE GLITTER AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT **glitter bombs everyone and disappears*
Banana: ..great now I’ll be trying to get this **shudder* awful stuff off me for the rest of my life
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Ellie: WHY is the LAKE on FIRE?
Rachel: better question, how cool does it look!
Ellie: you guys are the reason I have trust issues
Fab: you say that like its our fault!
Ellie: IT IS
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Spags: hey I found something weird!
Anaya: eat it
Ellie: DO NOT EAT IT
Seth: blow it up!!
Artha: oh my stars…
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Seth: freedom is an illusion. But explosions? REAL
Matt: that is not a convincing argument
Seth: is this? **presses a button*
Matt: NO- **is cut off by an explosion*
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Fab: on a scale of on to ‘we’re doomed’ how bad is it?
Seth: i’d say- ‘RUN’
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Anaya: listen, I have a plan!
Kay: is it a real plan or is it an ‘Anaya’ plan
Wren: Ooh I hope its an ‘Anaya’ plan!
Ellie: I don’t! Last time we ended up in a barrel rolling downhill into the HS camp.
Lili: and she called it ‘strategic confusion’
Anaya: did it work though?
Kay: …well yeah but thats not the point
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VOILA!!!! **elegant curtsy* your welcome. yes ik its long, and I didn't even do all of them...i have a whole section for attacks on TTH alone coming up😆
YOU GOT ME SO WELL
and Fab and I literally once had a conversation about how us both being crazy was the reason we're so close XD
These never get old!!
**rivals your curtsy with an even more elegant curtsy*
Wait, how do doors still exist? I thought I broke them all...
That cut off NO- from Matt... 😂👌
Oh man... if I say RUN it probably means I set off something REALLY bad or everyone is rising against us chaos makers...
Goodness gracious these are great! 🤣
*whistles* That's a lot of creativity in one post! Good job!
Innocent bystander... A polite to tell me I'm an NPC 😂
AYYY!!! I GOT THE VEGGIETALES REFERENCE!!! and if I came with a warning label it would say: Don't ask questions in a ten mile radius unless you hate your ears... or at least that's what it used to be... I don't know what it would be now. Maybe: Warning, this person loves chaos, but also likes order and freedom to have order, or chaos. At war with herself over said topic. Don't ask her what she has decided.
blinks
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm gonna make a chorkney fashion line now, I might post some of them... maniacal laugh
ANAYA I ABSOLUTELY DIED LAUGHING!! I tried to muffle it bc four people are downstairs with me right now, but they’ve mostly gotten used to it. (Except my sister who is looking at me like ‘are you serious Ellie what are you even reading?’
I have NO WORDS to tell you how RIDICULOUSLY FUNNY THESE ARE!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anaya, I am lost for words. No, wait, I'm not. You and your creation are amazing! Thank you so much! You just made my day better. 😁
🤣🤣🤣
Close your eyes, put your fingers on your eyes and look side to side with ( while still havong your eyes closed)
Idk i was bored and did that for some reason. I discovered there is a bulge covering your iris...... looked it up and it's called the "cornea" or whatever. Anyhow......
Nailed it again Anaya! Niceeeeeee
Oh boy…”Tired” 🤣