@Kay Livingstone (FF)
@Wren [LR, TW, CE, BW]
@Ellie (FF)
@Lili the Shakespeare Nerd (FF and FAR)
@Fab (HS)
@Seth the MuffinMan (HS Captain)
@Matt's Edge (FF)
@Spaghetti Thwap-ESST, TS, GB, FP, SS, SM, BK, TQ
@ArthamFanGirl
@Rachel Blackburn (HS) (FAR cofounder)
@Batwhacker the Freedom Fighter ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
@Mr. Banana [FR, HK, HORC, ST, SA (of SIA and CIA.)]
@Janna The Heart
@Gracie W. Beit The Freedom Warrior (FAR)
Wren: Anaya, no
Anaya: Anaya yes!
Matt: Anaya no
Anaya: Anaya, maybe?
Ellie & Kay: ANAYA NO
Anaya: ....no comment
Ellie: ANAYA GET BACK HERE
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Ellie: Who replaced all of the normal rations with candy?
Wren: …define ‘normal’
Spags: define ‘candy’?
Fab: define ‘replaced’
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Wren: Whats the dumbest thing you’ve ever done?
Spags: but there’s so many how do I choose?
Lili: you could rank them by how much property damage they cause
Anaya: or by how many people yelled at you afterwards
Bats: or how much glitter was everywhere
Seth: or how quickly you got arrested
Kay: …um should I be concerned?
Everyone: NOPE
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Spags: Hey so funny story-
Fab: that phrase is never followed with something actually funny
Spags: but here me out, your gonna love this one it involved a catapult
Ellie: NO-
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Ellie: You can’t just cause chaos all the time
Seth: Watch me
Matt: Now you’ve done it…
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Arthra: This is a terrible idea
Anaya: YOU’RE a terrible idea!
Wren: …that doesn’t even make any sense
Spags: let her have this one she’s on a roll
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Ellie: We need to be careful
Anaya: **doing a cartwheel along the top of a wall* careful is boring!
Spags: yeah lets be dangerously spontaneous
Arthra: that sounds like a bad idea
Fab: Which means we’re definitely doing it
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Kay: Why are you all soaking wet?
Anaya: We had a bet!
Matt: you pushed Ellie in the river
Kay: so how did you two get wet?
Anaya: We had a bet!
Arthra: ok now im confused, what was the bet?
Ellie: I bet that Anaya couldn’t get Matt to push her in the river
Janna: Matt would never push anyone in a river
Ellie: so I thought until Anaya tripped Matt and then stepped in front of him so he pushed her in the river trying to catch himself, and then he fell in the river. I lost the bet so she pushed me in the river
Arthra: …what river?
(guys this one is completely original...thats crazy idk even know where it came from🤣)
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Fab: do you think im crazy?
Rachel: oh absolutely, its the only reason we get along so well
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Gracie: ok but what if we didn’t turn this into a competition?
Anaya: **scoffs* what a weird way to say ‘im scared of loosing’
Seth: Ooooh NOW your on
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Lili: Seth why are you carrying around a suspicious bag?
Seth: its not suspicious!
Bats: …why is it ticking
Seth: ok slightly suspicious
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Anaya: If I do a handstand for 10 minutes will you let me have the last fry?
Matt: No-
Anaya: ok what if I do a cartwheel and a handstand while singing Lance the Turtle backwards?
Matt: what-
Anaya: what if I-
Matt: JUST TAKE THE FRY
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Seth: Guys I have great news!
Kay: you are legally forbidden from saying that after what happened last time
Seth: ok but this is actually great
Gracie: define ‘great’
Seth: I got a MASSIVE muffin supply!!
Spags: Oooo I love muffins!
Matt: wait- are these normal muffins??
Seth: …define ‘normal’
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Anaya: ok but what if we just did it for fun
Wren: thats how 40% of out problems start
Spags: and the other 60%?
Ellie: Seth and his explosives
Seth: hey thats only 58% the other 2% is Arthra giving up on stopping us
Arthra: ….yeah thats a fair point
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Matt: ok whats our goal here?
Ellie: fun!
Bats: glitter!
Wren: cookies!
Anaya: Fries!
Spags: Chaos!
Ellie: wait-
Seth: explosions!
Matt: no-
Rachel: FIRE
Ellie & Matt: ABSOLUTLY NOT
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Wren: why is there a chorkney in here?
Lili: Oh! His name is Fitzgerald III and he’s part of my latest fashion experiment!
Arthra: no more animal-related experiments!
Lili: ok, but what if its not an experiment and I just wanted to see if he could wear a tiny hat?
Spags: wait-can he?
Lili: absolutely and he looks amazing
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Seth: so, hypothetically-
Ellie: NO
Seth: but I didn’t even finish!
Kay: yeah because last time you said ‘hypothetically’ a building exploded
Fab: technically it was only half of the building
Spags: and the chickens survived! So really it was a success!
Ellie: **facepalm*
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Matt: who broke the door??
Seth: define ‘broke’
Spags: define ‘door’
Anaya: define ‘who’
Matt: Anaya what do you have to do with this??
Anaya: well, you see spags and I were trying a catapult system-
Matt: WHAT??
Spags: FOR FRIES!!!! i wanted to be able to catapult fries to her at any time!!
Matt: oh ok….but what does this have to do with the door?
Anaya: well um I was putting the fries in the catapult, but i was on the catapult, and Seth came up and launched the catapult-
Matt: he did WHAT????
Spags: and launched her through the door…
Seth: **running for his life from Matt*
(ALMOST completly original, i added a ton more)
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Lili: why is there a trail of flour leading to the closet?
Seth: don’t open it
Wren: why??
Seth: because then you’ll know and you can’t say ‘plausible deniability’ in court
Ellie: COURT?!?!?!?
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Arthra: we have to be calm about this
Fab: but what if we’re really loud instead?
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Ellie: Anaya, tell me you thought before you acted
Anaya: Ha! You’re so funny
Ellie: **sigh* you’re making it really hard to be your lawyer
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Gracie: if you had a warning label what would it be?
Fab: “wanted in several worlds, don’t touch me”
Rachel: “don’t touch my child or any children I have a flamethrower and know how to use it”
Seth: “possible explosive, stay at least 6 ft away for personal safety”
Anaya: “may cause excessive excitement, ear damage, and/or minor property damage”
Ellie: “overprotective Throne Warden who knows taekwondo”
Spags: “do not leave unsupervised around food or small animals”
Matt: “somehow always involved even when not present”
Janna: “innocent bystander”
Arthra: “tired”
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Anaya: I am very responsible!
Matt: you once threw a taco at me and said “you are what you eat”
Anaya: OK but the taco deserved to be thrown!!
Matt: did it have to be at me??
Anaya: **snickers* you were just the closest person and the phrase was funny
Matt: I think your proving my point
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Kay: Are you running away from responsibility again??
Spags: **stops* Not this time!
Kay: …really?
Spags: yeah, this time I’m skipping! **skips away*
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Rachel: Great news! I made have a new flamethrower!
Ellie: how is that great news!?!?!?!??
Fab: wait where did you get a flamethrower?
Rachel: oh I made a flamethrower
Ellie: thats more unsettling
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Wren: hammer trumps logic!
Banana: actually logic doesn’t exist-
Kay: I regret walking into this conversation
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Arthra: guys be careful!
Rachel: Careful is for people who don’t live in treehouses
Fab: yeah, and for people who don’t think setting off fireworks indoors is a great idea
Spags: mostly just for people who are sane…
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Ellie: look we can fix this!
Fab: yeah but do we want to?
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Bats: everything is better with glitter
Banana: I disagree-
Bats: well TOO BAD **throws glitter bomb*
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Seth: I have an idea!
Spags: oh this is going to be fun
Kay: no this is going to be a disaster
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Anaya: its fine! I have everything under control!
Ellie: last time you said that we had to evacuate all of TTH
Anaya: ok but that wasn’t entirely my fault…
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Rachel: science is about trial and error!
Ellie: yeah, and somehow you always manage to skip right to the error
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Wren: I have a frying pan and im not afraid to use it
Seth: I have explosives and im not afraid to use them. That ought to tell you something
Bats: **appears out of nowhere* I HAVE GLITTER AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT **glitter bombs everyone and disappears*
Banana: ..great now I’ll be trying to get this **shudder* awful stuff off me for the rest of my life
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Ellie: WHY is the LAKE on FIRE?
Rachel: better question, how cool does it look!
Ellie: you guys are the reason I have trust issues
Fab: you say that like its our fault!
Ellie: IT IS
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Spags: hey I found something weird!
Anaya: eat it
Ellie: DO NOT EAT IT
Seth: blow it up!!
Artha: oh my stars…
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Seth: freedom is an illusion. But explosions? REAL
Matt: that is not a convincing argument
Seth: is this? **presses a button*
Matt: NO- **is cut off by an explosion*
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Fab: on a scale of on to ‘we’re doomed’ how bad is it?
Seth: i’d say- ‘RUN’
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Anaya: listen, I have a plan!
Kay: is it a real plan or is it an ‘Anaya’ plan
Wren: Ooh I hope its an ‘Anaya’ plan!
Ellie: I don’t! Last time we ended up in a barrel rolling downhill into the HS camp.
Lili: and she called it ‘strategic confusion’
Anaya: did it work though?
Kay: …well yeah but thats not the point
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VOILA!!!! **elegant curtsy* your welcome. yes ik its long, and I didn't even do all of them...i have a whole section for attacks on TTH alone coming up😆
YOU GOT ME SO WELL
and Fab and I literally once had a conversation about how us both being crazy was the reason we're so close XD