Here we go!
Frodo: Power’s out again. 😑
Pippin: Oh don’t worry, I got this! 😁
*light emanates from Pippin
Sam: What? 😮
Pippin: I swallowed a flashlight! 😏
Merry: WHY WOULD YOU— 😡
Pippin: because I can 🤗
Faramir: What? What is this? What is this?! 😨
Eowyn: Something your father clearly never gave you. A hug 🥰
Aragorn and Boromir in Lothlorien….
Aragorn: What?🤔 Boromir: What? 🤔 Aragorn: You’re staring at me.😑
Boromir: No I’m not. 🙄
Aragorn: Yeah you are. 😑
Boromir: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO LOOK AT THE WALL? NOTHING ELSE IN THIS PLACE TO LOOK AT! MAYBE I’M WONDERING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO GET UP, AND FINISH, THE QUEST, THAT YOU PROMISED!!! 😡
Sam: Truth or dare! 😀
Frodo: Uh, truth. 😁
Sam: how many hours have you slept this week? 😏
*silence
Frodo: Dare. 😐
Sam: Go to sleep! 😣
Frodo: I don’t like this game! 🙄
Faramir: No matter what I do…no one wants to….be friends with me! 😥
Boromir: Yeah, literally can’t relate to that at all….but you know who no one likes…..hey Dad! 🤗
Denethor: first of all, how dare you. 😡
Legolas: How do I unbake lembas bread? 🤔
Aragorn: You…can’t? Once it’s all mixed and baked…. 😐
Gimli: Okay, I’m going to need you to listen to me VERY carefully. Put it back in the oven. Set it to the negative temperature of whatever you baked it at. Such as, minus 325 degrees. And leave it in for the exact amount of time, you baked it for. IT HAS TO BE EXACT! If you unbake it too much, the flour will turn into wheat, and the eggs into a chicken. DONT ASK ME HOW. 😏
Last one lol.
Thorin: Why didn’t you help us? 😡 Thranduil: MAYBE because I was busy fighting orcs, grieving over the loss of my wife, and trying to get MY jewels back. I DID warn you about all of this. Why didn’t YOU listen to ME? 😡
Gandalf: Save me from the stubbornness of Dwarves and elves 🙄
😂😂 These are great!