I’m sure there’s more but these are what I thought of right now…
Me playing a video game: GUYS, HELP! I just fell on my head and now I’m sliding down a mountain with my feet in the air!!!
My older sister: What?
Me: Did you see?!
My younger brother: No… :(
My older sister: Why do you sound so sad?
Me: YOU WANTED TO SEE ME IN DISTRESS?!
My siblings and I playing basketball
I shoot and miss… then other turns go by.
Me: Alright. My redemption shot! *I miss again*
My older sister: Good thing you’ve got the redemptive blood of Jesus... because that was terrible.
Me:… :l
My second older sister and I were goofing around in the bonus room, rolling off of beds like spies. I roll off after her.
Me: RUN ITS GOING TO EXPLODE!!!
My second older sister: AHHHHHHH! **starts running*
Me: AHHHHHHH! **starts running after her. Makes explosion sound effect* My second older sister falls to the ground, I crash into her and fall to the ground as well. We both start dying laughing.
My mom walks out of her room: What just happened?
My sister and I look at each other and start dying laughing again. Me: We exploded.
My mom: **looks super concerned*
My family and I watching Into the Spider-Verse:
My older sister: Why do they call him King Pin?? He looks more like the bowling ball to me.
Me: **starts dying laughing*
My older sister: What? I’m not wrong!
Me: I know! That’s why it’s funny!
My mom: And how can he run so fast! He must be incredibly heavy.
Me: Well- once you get momentum going…
My second older sister dancing in the kitchen. I start dancing behind her. My sister: **turns around, eyes go wide*
Me: **grins*
My second older sister: How long have you been there?
Me: long enough to start dancing with you.
As I said, there’s probably more. I’ll post a part two once I remember more. 🙃
AKSJHDHAHHASKDLHHAHAHAH THOSE WERE SO FUNNY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THE SECOND ONE GOT ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THAT WAS HILARIOUS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I LOVE YOUR SISTER🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣