HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 👋 I’m Dani!! I’m a Christian and… a crazy 14 year old girl (soon to be 15 WHOOP WHOOP!!) who has an unhealthy obsession with flamethrowers/any flame-spitting thingies. I literally strapped 20+ flamethrowers to myself once (not irl). And… I have beef with a purple cow named Bartho (beef… cow… yeah iz hilarious I know XD). I’ve broken into Walmart… twice… (also not irl) uhhh baldified the president… well- actually I was there when it happened but I didn’t do it. (ALSO NOT IRL)

Ummm I’m also known to make horrible puns at inopportune times. Andddd I have no actual character yet I just use myself with slightly different quirks and battle skills. (And can turn invisible)

Ummm what else………….. OH YEAH!! I accidentally started a feud between ._. And .-. (They should live in harmony. No matter who says what)

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Also if it seems like I’m bullying you please don’t be offended. Making fun of/teasing people (in a light, not-rude way) is one of my love languages so please don’t take it personally. It just means you’re a friend of mine 🙃 Before I ramble on too long about random stuff I’mma just give you a list of my favourite things.

Our good God and Savior!

The Bible

The Wingfeather Saga

The Legend of Zelda

Dogs/animals in general. But mostly dogs.

Reading

Writing

PEOPLE OF TTH!!!

TTH IN GENERAL!!!

Dragons

Fantasy stuffS

Favourite Wingfeather Saga characters (in order)

Maraly

Nugget

Janner

Leeli

Kalmar

Peet

Thorn

(And more)

Hm? What’s that? You’re not fed up with me yet and you wanna know why my name is so long? I’M SO INDIFFERENT THAT YOU ASKED. BUT I’LL TELL YOU.

TITLLLLLLLEEEEESSSSSS. My groups and such.

✨Unaligned✨ - yeahhh this is my rp group. Basically we don’t have a side and we just do whatever the heck we want :D

BLC - IF YOU HAVEN’T READ THE MONSTER IN THE HOLLOWS YOU NEED TO TURNETH BACK NOWWWW!!!!… or skip ahead idc which you do. But basically it’s the Bonifer Loathing Club. We loathe Bonifer together.

SM - Song Maiden. By birth. Not by trait. I suck at musical stuffs.

WR - WALLLLLL RUNNNNNNEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSS!!!! We run through walls :D

SGC - Stubborn Girls Club. It’s kind of self explanatory. … you want me to tell you about it anyway? TOO BAD. Nope. Not gonna do it. YOU CAN’T MAKE ME.

Tale Weaver - Fancy shmancy name for writer. … I think. I can’t remember tbh.

Clumsy Samurai (not in my name) - Iz in my title. ahem basically I’m a samurai. And I’m clumsy. Therefore I’m a Clumsy Samurai.

That’s all my clubs and such. Nowwww more random stuffs bcuz why not.

My elbow makes a series of cracking/popping sounds 98% of the time I bend it and I don’t know why 🫤

I can nearly press my thumb backwards into my wrist

Horrible at most of the T.H.A.G.S… I’m prolly best at writing out of the three even though I’m supposed to be a Song Maiden (as said above)

I have most of the Veggietales Silly Songs memorized.

I quote things a lot.

Don't forget that Jesus loves you and died for you!! 😁 John 3:16

And I love u too <3 thanks for your time. BYEEEEEE 👋