… I have no words. Me: **looks at picture a seven year old drew from afar* Is it a pickle? I can’t really see it… My younger brother: Wha- a pickle?!?! That’s so rude!!! Me: I don’t know! I can’t see it! IT LOOKS LIKE A PICKLE! My younger brother: Maybe YOU look like a pickle! Me: Maybe I do! My second older sister (I’ll call her sister-2): **goes to sit down and sits on a Bible.* Me: Hey! You’re supposed to stand on God’s word, not sit on it!!! Sister-2: … what if you can’t stand though? Me: Then you may sit. But I know you can stand so you may not! My younger brother: **jabs me in the rib cage with fingers.* Me: OWWWW!!! My younger brother: I’m sorry! Did that hurt? Me: Bruh- YES IT HURT!!! YOU CAN’T DO THAT WHEN I HAVE A CAMEL IN MY MOUTH! My younger brother: … what? Me: I ALMOST CHOKED ON IT!!! (Twas not a real camel, don’t worry) My dog: **licks my foot as she walks past me.* Me: … My dog: **circles back around and licks my foot again as she walks past.* Me: … whyyy?? My younger brother: **talks a lot trash about something I like, not because he doesn’t like it, just to be annoying.* Me: **on my bed (the top bunk of a bunk bed)* How dare- HOW DARE YOU!? THAT IS SO RUDE YOU KNOW!! My younger brother: **laughs, then continues to talk trash about it* Me: IF YOU KEEP TALKING LIKE THAT I’M GOING TO KICK YOU! My younger brother: Oh yeah? How are you going to- Me: **proceeds to reach my leg down from the top bunk and kick him gently.* My younger brother: 😐 **blink blink* Like I said last time, there’s prolly more. Idk. My brother isn’t as bad as these make it seem. But he can be like this sometimes…

I’m sure there’s more but these are what I thought of right now… Me playing a video game: GUYS, HELP! I just fell on my head and now I’m sliding down a mountain with my feet in the air!!! My older sister: What? Me: Did you see?! My younger brother: No… :( My older sister: Why do you sound so sad? Me: YOU WANTED TO SEE ME IN DISTRESS?! My siblings and I playing basketball I shoot and miss… then other turns go by. Me: Alright. My redemption shot! *I miss again* My older sister: Good thing you’ve got the redemptive blood of Jesus... because that was terrible. Me:… :l My second older sister and I were goofing around in the bonus room, rolling off of beds like spies. I roll off after her. Me: RUN ITS GOING TO EXPLODE!!! My second older sister: AHHHHHHH! **starts running* Me: AHHHHHHH! **starts running after her. Makes explosion sound effect* My second older sister falls to the ground, I crash into her and fall to the ground as well. We both start dying laughing. My mom walks out of her room: What just happened? My sister and I look at each other and start dying laughing again. Me: We exploded. My mom: **looks super concerned* My family and I watching Into the Spider-Verse: My older sister: Why do they call him King Pin?? He looks more like the bowling ball to me. Me: **starts dying laughing* My older sister: What? I’m not wrong! Me: I know! That’s why it’s funny! My mom: And how can he run so fast! He must be incredibly heavy. Me: Well- once you get momentum going… My second older sister dancing in the kitchen. I start dancing behind her. My sister: **turns around, eyes go wide* Me: **grins* My second older sister: How long have you been there? Me: long enough to start dancing with you. As I said, there’s probably more. I’ll post a part two once I remember more. 🙃