I’m sure there’s more but these are what I thought of right now… Me playing a video game: GUYS, HELP! I just fell on my head and now I’m sliding down a mountain with my feet in the air!!! My older sister: What? Me: Did you see?! My younger brother: No… :( My older sister: Why do you sound so sad? Me: YOU WANTED TO SEE ME IN DISTRESS?! My siblings and I playing basketball I shoot and miss… then other turns go by. Me: Alright. My redemption shot! *I miss again* My older sister: Good thing you’ve got the redemptive blood of Jesus... because that was terrible. Me:… :l My second older sister and I were goofing around in the bonus room, rolling off of beds like spies. I roll off after her. Me: RUN ITS GOING TO EXPLODE!!! My second older sister: AHHHHHHH! **starts running* Me: AHHHHHHH! **starts running after her. Makes explosion sound effect* My second older sister falls to the ground, I crash into her and fall to the ground as well. We both start dying laughing. My mom walks out of her room: What just happened? My sister and I look at each other and start dying laughing again. Me: We exploded. My mom: **looks super concerned* My family and I watching Into the Spider-Verse: My older sister: Why do they call him King Pin?? He looks more like the bowling ball to me. Me: **starts dying laughing* My older sister: What? I’m not wrong! Me: I know! That’s why it’s funny! My mom: And how can he run so fast! He must be incredibly heavy. Me: Well- once you get momentum going… My second older sister dancing in the kitchen. I start dancing behind her. My sister: **turns around, eyes go wide* Me: **grins* My second older sister: How long have you been there? Me: long enough to start dancing with you. As I said, there’s probably more. I’ll post a part two once I remember more. 🙃