yes im copying Ellie W. here are some quotes! most of these happened yesterday, but some are ones we quote all the time. yes we quote ourselves. we're weird. we know.
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**walks into our friends hotel room*
Friend: you guys can sit down- we’ve got lots of seating
Brianna: No thanks I’ve been seating all day
**silence* **everyone dies laughing*
Friend: hey do you want some gum?
Brianna: no thanks- I’m trying to quit
Me: no thanks- I’m a Christian
**us looking through pictures* **finding a picture of Brianna*
Raquel: oh my your hair
Brianna: …
Raquel: I mean I wasn’t gonna say it!
Brianna: but you did
Raquel: **realizes* OH- **dies laughing*
Friend: I am smart. Therefore everything I say is smart. Thats so smart!
Me: I for one have heard you say a lot of stupid things. If being smart means you say smart things, that saying stupid things means your stupid.
Friend: Wha-
My Dad: **leaving the house* Alright girls I’m leaving! Your mother loved you- more than you can know! If you see a tree, tell me! Don’t spit on each other! Mikayla don’t slap your sister with your injured hand!
Brianna: **reading something* oh thats depressing
Me: whats depressing?
Brianna: I’m reading an article about the Great Depression. get it?
Me: **facepalm* thats HORRIBLE
Me: **subconsciously humming hallelujah
Brianna: **starts humming too*
Both of us: **realize what we’re doing and start harmonizing dramatically*
My Dad: **comes bursting though the door doing an Irish jig while singing loudly* GIVE ME UMPTION IN MY GUMPTION HELP ME FUNCTION FUNCTION FUNCTION, GIVE ME UMPTION IN MY GUMPTION I PRAAAYYYYYY **starts tap dancing*
**my dad leaving for a meeting*
My Mom: Bye honey! Don’t forget your- **doesn’t finished sentence*
Brianna: ….PANTS!!!!!
Me: **dies laughing*
Me: **laying face first on the floor in our bedroom with my legs spread out behind me like a frog* do I look weird?
Brianna: not more than usual.
Me: …have you ever wondered what our washing machine cycle looks like from the inside?
Brianna: nope
Me: I mean like wouldn’t it be so cool to get a waterproof camera and like stick it in there to record it?
Brianna: **folding clothes calmly*
Me: **overanalyzing how to record the inside of our washing machine* we’d have to put it on a stationary part of the machine so that we can get good footage…but wait there is no stationary part…
Brianna: the lid?
Me: OH YEAH we could like strap a phone to the inside of the lid!
Brianna: that would fall off. Our washing machine shakes too much
Me: DUCK TAPE!!! OOO and we could use a FLIP PHONE to record it!!
Brianna: …that would probably be the least waterproof device we have
Me: BUT ALSO THE LEASE VaLuAbLe
Brianna: Grandma Vetter’s washing machine has a clear top
Me: but hers is on its side! Ours is up and down so it LOOKS different
Brianna: there are up and down ones with clear lids
Me: we’re not buying a new washing machine for this
Brianna: you could look up a YouTube video
Me: …your no fun.
Brianna: well what do you WANT me to say!?
Me: ‘oh yeah thats a great idea it would be so much fun!’
Brianna: …oH yEaH tHaTs A gReAt iDeA iT wOuLd bE SO mUcH fUN!
**silence* **sisterly eye contact moment* **both of us die laughing*
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hope you laaauuggheddd :DDDDDD
gum??? I don't get it but that is funny...