11PM: - The mods resting.
Andrea: turning everything off* Finally... another day completed.
Oscar: How much damage to the house was done?
Andrea: About 7 Million USD.
Janna: ...does ths IRS accept fruit?
Andrea: Probably.
Ickaw: Anyone else hear that?
A sizzling noise plays, and a big boom happens, causing half the floor to collapse*
The Mods look down at the floor*
The Mods: ...That's a future us problem.
Rachel: I NEED DUCK NAMES!
Ellie: ...what?
Wren: Hmmm... Bill?
Bats: How about---
Seth: Either Quack Sparrow or Moby Duck.
Matt: Pops in* For once you and me both agree on something.
In court, where Andrea is judge*
Ellie: Your honor, Fab should know better than to steal socks.
Andrea: Hmmm... what does the accused have to say?
Everyone looks at Fab*
Fab: Wait I'm being accused? Ahem* Your honor, if no one wants there socks stolen, they should not wear them. In fact they should use gloves instead.
Andrea: ... I sentence you to steal only gloves from now on.
Fab: WAIT WHAT?
Rachel: LILIIIIII!
Lili: Hm?
Rachel: ONE OF YOUR CHORKNEYS ATTACKED STEPH!
Lili: Oh boy.
Rachel: Begins a dramatic speech about how Steph is the best child of all*
An hour later*
Rachel: SO! Where's my apology?
Lili: Turns into Shakespeare* No pardon I speak, for none is owed.
Rachel: ... Dropkicks a Chorkney*
Lili: NOOO! NOT AGAIN!
Bats and Ellie: DONT BLOW UP THE STORE!
Fab: BUT THEY WOULDNT LET ME KEEP THE FREE SOCK PAIR! It said, "Buy one get one free." I WANTED THE FREE ONE!
Ellie: That is not how---
Seth: It was actually buy one get three free. They kept more from you.
Bats: DONT ENCOURAGE HER!
Fab: Sprints in and ravages the story for the socks*
Oscar: Alright what's the schedule for today?
Ickaw: Make a breakfast in the burnt kitchen.
Janna: Walk the fish, assuming the Thwaplings haven't drowned it.
Andrea: Hey whats that outside?
Mods look through the window, seeing Seth torment everyone and burning Wren's cookies to ash*
Andrea: Nothing important. Let's go.
There ya go. 👍
TTH probably has VERY high insurance...
wipes tears I have not felt this deep emotion of catharsis for the longest time. This is the truest, bestest, most beautifulest piece of writing I have ever read. It shall be framed in my hall, and stuffed among my treasured books in my dragon lair. Well done, Seth.
Also, WHO is Fabs?! I must know them immediately and become best friends with them. I also want your socks😈 most devillish of smiles GIVE ME YOUR SOCKS.
Um, I'd only concerned if he was scratched
but he definitely was, and I'd go straight to the dropkick, and then yell at Lili to watch her kids better
I started cracking up imagining myself standing on a burnt stool cooking a sad little burnt egg in a burnt frying pan over a burnt stove and there’s just a big black burnt mark surrounding the stove.
And a burnt salads-yes they even managed to burn a salad.
I have temporarily reappeared!!!!
RACHEL WHAT IN THE WORLD NO CHORKNEY WOULD EVER ATTACK STEPH!!! EVERYONE LOVES HIM!!! nurses the chorkney back to health before disappearing again until tomorrow
Whats the point of stealing if it's not socks or some other useful item (preferably something someone else needs) ? Andrea clearly missed the whole point of swipery
Wait. THREE PAIRS? WELL KEEPING THAT SECRET IS JUST CRUEL.
(These quotes are awesome Seth ✨️👍✨️)
I am glad I was by myself, other wise I would have gotten some weird looks (though you may want to check the spelling in the socks one)
At least I'm not the one dropkicking the chorkney this time. You know, everyone feels sorry for Lili when this happens, but no one ever thinks of that poor chorkney!
The IRS is not getting my fruit. I will pay with yours!
... I walk the fish?
🤣🤣🤣 these are hilarious
I do believe breakfast is important. Very accurate 😂