TTH Incorrect Quotes: Attack on TTH Edition!

(For the record this is a dramatic and silly approach to Seths attacks on TTH— not accurate to what actually happens)

(also i made these ages ago so before the teams re-arraged and everything- and before all the new members arrived)

Matt: **giving the daily anti-chaos and destruction pep-talk to the FF* We must stand united agains the tyranny of Seth's chaos-

Seth: **dramatically kicks down the door and tosses a muffin* CHAOS IS INEVITABLE!

Anaya: **catches it* is this chocolate chip?

Seth: **pauses from his dramatic rambling* what? Oh yeah

Anaya: sweet

Seth: **clears throat* anyways- where was I? Oh yes! CHAOS IS INEVITABLE!!! Today marks the beginning of my new plan: SEIGE ON TTH!!!

Ellie: but Seth…you live in TTH

Seth: **waves hand dissuasively* Semantics. TOMORROW my fellow comrades and I shall camp in front of this building and attack!!!

Matt: you just told us your whole plan and location. Talk about bad strategy

Seth: **completely ignoring Matt* YOU HAVE ONE DAY TO PREPARE!!!!!

Matt: **walks over to a control panel and does some fancy things* **all of TTH shifts into a fortress complete with armories. ramparts, and watchtowers* ready.

Seth: oh. Well um I guess that works too! TODAY IT IS!!! I SHALL NOW DISAPPEAR WITH AN EVIL CLOUD OF FLOUR!!!!

Rachel: Fire at will!!!

Kay: WHO IS WILL???

Seth: ANYONE WHO OPPOSES US!!!

Kay: Then we shall be know as the Wills!!!!

Ellie: We need a plan!

Wren: We have a frying pan

Ellie: We need a better plan

Wren: TWO frying pans!!

Seth: HOW ARE THEY STILL WINNING?!?!?

Rachel: I DON’T KNOW!! THEY HAVE NO PLAN!!

Fab: PURE CHAOS VS. ORGANIZED CHAOS, WE DIDN’T ACOUNT FOR THIS!

Anaya: FOR TTH!!!!

Wren: FOR FRYING PANS!!

Matt: FOR FREEDOM!!!

Kay: FOR SANITY!!!

Bats: FOR GLITTER!!!!!

Wren: Activate pan strategy!!

Kay: What even IS the pan strategy!?!???

Wren: ITS ME HITTING SETH WITH A FRYING PAN!!!

Seth: WAIT NO- **clang*

Fab: You can’t hold TTH forever!!

Ellie: WATCH ME

Seth: THIS ISN’T OVER!!

Ellie: IT LITERALLY IS!

Seth: WE WILL RETURN!

Rachel: WITH MORE FIRE!!

Fab: AND MORE CHAOS!!!!

Spags: AND HOPEFULLY BE MET WITH LESS GLITTER!!

Matt: Freedom Fighters stand strong!!

Ellie: WE SHALL DEFEND TTH TO THE END!!

Seth: Then the end has come!!

Anaya: NO IT HASN’T

Bats: WE REFUSE TO FALL!!!!

Seth: WHY ARE WE LOOSING??

Rachel: THEY HAVE TOO MUCH TEAMWORK!

Fab: THEY HAVE TOO MUCH HOPE!!

Spags: THEY HAVE TOO MUCH GLITTER!!

Seth: WE WILL RETURN!!

Matt: AND WE WILL STILL STAND!!!

Ellie: HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN???

Seth: IM NOT AN OLD- well I guess technically I am, but thats not the point, the point is I am simply RESILIENT!!

Fab: AND CHAOTIC!!!

Rachel: AND FLAMMABLE!!!

Seth: YEAH- wait what?

Kay: We need a strategy!

Ellie: Yes, strategy!

Anaya: I distract them you attack, works every time

Kay: ok but what strategy are we using to attack?

Wren: PAN-FORMATION!!

Matt: not a real strategy!

Rachel: TIME TO BURN EVERYTHING!!!!

Ellie: TIME TO STOP YOU! **tackles Rachel*

Anaya: TIME FOR YOU TO CALM DOWN!! **sits on Rachel*

Rachel: TIME TO GET OFF ME!

Bats: time for GLITTTTERRRRRR **dumps glitter on Rachel*

Rachel: ONE OF THESE DAYS—

Matt: HOLD THE LINE!

Bats: HOLD THE GLITTER!

Anaya: HOLD THE PANCAKES!!!!

Kay: HOLD THE- wait did you just say hold the pancakes???

Seth: THIS IS OUT FINAL PUSH!!

Matt: YOU SAID THAT LAST TIME

Seth: BUT THIS TIME I MEAN IT!

Matt: YOU SAID THAT LAST TIME TOO!!!

Seth: I think we should try a new strategy!

Fab: we had a strategy?

Rachel: this is news to me too

Seth: that is my point exactly!! They think we have no strategy, so this time we WILL have strategy!

Fab: …I can see this being our only plan that works or—

Rachel:  or being the most disastrous thing ever

All: lets do it.

**HS planning in front of TTH*

Ellie: **looking through binoculars* guys— you should see this, I think their planning something!!

Matt: **frowns* are you sure? That doesn’t seem their style **motions to the chaos around them*

Ellie: pretty sure. What should we do?

Kay: attack first!!!

**everyone stares at her*

Kay: what? They’re doing something abnormal, WE do something abnormal!

Anaya: I LIKE THIS PLAN

Wren: **munching on cookies in silence, completely oblivious to whats happening*

**silence*

Anaya: I’ll go first!! **runs to the kitchen*

Kay: **sigh* I guess I better make sure she doesn’t set anything on- **a crash followed by a whoosh and a yelp is heard from the kitchen* …fire….

Anaya: **yells from the kitchen* IM OKAY!!!!!!!

Seth: um…well I don’t know how to strategize with others. Usually I just kinda make things up as I go along…

Fab: I like that plan, why are we trying anything different?

Rachel: …

Seth: …

Seth: good point. Ok then back to plan A- **is cut off by a green and gooey muffin hitting him in the face* AAAA— WHAT IS THIS VEGAN PASTRY YOU INSULT ME WITH!?!?!?

Fab: **gets knocked over by three perfectly aimed shots*

Rachel: THEIR ATTACKING US WITH OUR OWN WEAPONRY!!!

**chaos ensues in the mini HS camp*

Ellie: **still watching from above* …we didn’t even really do anything…

Matt: hey I mean I never woulda guessed vegan pastries would get him off like that

Anaya: **shrugs* its simple logic. No one with the title of dangerous baker could ever tolerate that stuff, as he said, it is an insult to all pastries. I mean Seth is evil, but vegan desserts? **shudders* thats a whole other level of despicable.

Wren: **backs away from the vegan muffins*

Kay: **plugs her nose* I don’t know if it was worth it…may I do the honers?

Anaya: **nods solemnly*

Kay: **grabs the still full muffin tin with metal tongs and throws it out the window*

Seth: **gets hit on the head* OUCH!!

Kay: **leans out the window* oh sorry, I didn’t see you there! **waves cheerily and retreats back inside* now I just have to de-odorize the kitchen…

Rachel: sooo….most disastrous plan ever?

Seth and Fab: YES.

Ellie: how long do we think it will take them to come up with a more disastrous plan?

Wren: **ponders* I’d give them a solid two minuets

Matt: **raises eyebrows* you think highly of them. 10 seconds max

**three seconds later an airhorn sounds and all of the defenders rush up to the rampart*

Kay: WHAT ARE YOU UP TO SETH!!!

Seth: **grins* look up!

**a humongous bag of flour explodes above them*

Wren: SETH!!!! THAT WASN’T EVEN TEN SECONDS!!!

Anaya: **coughing and spluttering* what was the point of this????

Seth: **pauses* um….I…don’t really know…

**cut to Seth inventing a flour sucking machine*

TADAAAAAA hope you enjoyed!