Liz: Bonjor, me like would request to participate in this so called ‘quotes incorecct.’
Lili: Fix your grammar, first. Than I’ll consider.
Liz: No.
Lili: Do I need to steal my brother’s copy of Mark Twain?
Liz: runs
**
Somebody: I need you all to behave.
Lili: grinning You’re gonna have to be more specific.
Bats: nodding Define “behave.”
Banana: holding a crowbar Yeah, because that’s open to interpretation.
Liz: already climbing onto the table
**
Arthra: Tell me why there’s a giant hole in the wall.
Bats: We can explain.
Lili: But you won’t like it.
Liz: wiping soot off her face …Or believe it.
**
Anaya: I’m confiscating anything even remotely dangerous.
Lili: …Even my sword?
Seth: My bombs?
Banana: My will to cause chaos?
Liz: My ability to make reckless decisions??
Anaya: deep sigh I need a raise.
**
Non-Thwaphouser: This group is completely unhinged.
Liz: Thank you.
Bats: grinning We work hard for that reputation.
Lili: nodding Blood, sweat, and chaos.
Banana: maniacal laughter
**
Wren: This is your last warning.
Liz: Oh, good. I love collecting those.
**
Arthra: Where is Liz?
Bats: nervous laughter Um.
Lili: That’s an interesting question.
Banana: What’s important is why you’re asking.
Liz: falls through ceiling Found me.
**
Wren: suspicious Where have you all been?
Bats: covered in dirt Nowhere.
Lili: covered in soot Doing nothing.
Banana: dripping wet Completely innocent.
Liz: grinning with a bag of stolen loot …Want a cookie?
**
Anaya: panicking WHY IS LIZ CHARGING AT US WITH A SPEAR?!
Lili: laughing It’s for science.
Bats: grinning And entertainment.
Liz: yelling AND FOR GLORY.
**
Spaghetti: You all are INSANE.
Lili: Thank you.
Bats: We try our best.
Banana: grinning It’s a lifestyle.
Liz: doing a backflip off a roof
**
Anaya: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
Liz: hanging upside down from a chandelier We have no idea.
Bats: grinning But it’s fantastic.
**
Anaya: Tell me you didn’t just set something on fire.
Lili: I won’t lie to you, Anaya.
Bats: grinning But I won’t tell the truth, either.
Liz: holding a flamethrower …I could tell you.
Banana: pointing behind them But I think you already know.
**
Spaghetti: Why is there a goat in the kitchen?
Liz: grinning …Next question.
**
Anaya: panting WHERE DID YOU GET A CANNON?!
Lili: grinning A better question is: WHY AREN’T YOU RUNNING?
Liz: lighting the fuse FIRE IN THE HOLE!!
**
Wren: There are TWO options.
Lili: Bold of you to assume we’ll take either.
Bats: nodding We’re about to invent a third.
Liz: And it involves explosions.
**
Spaghetti: What’s the plan?!
Liz: Step one: Chaos.
Bats: Step two: ???
Lili: Step three: Profit.
Banana: Step four: RUN.
**
Anaya: reading a warning sign …”DO NOT PRESS”?
Lili: We must press it.
Bats: It would be irresponsible not to.
Liz: smirking We’re duty-bound to press it.
Banana: presses it immediately WHOOPS.
**
Spaghetti: I’M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND.
Lili: Already lost ours.
Bats: Don’t miss it.
Liz: Wasn’t using it anyway.
Wren: I sold mine for a snack.
**
Anaya: WHO GAVE LIZ A TORCH?!
Lili: …Would you believe she found it?
Bats: …Or that it magically appeared in her hands?
Banana: …Or that we accidentally handed it to her?
Liz: maniacal laughter as she sets a curtain on fire
**
Spaghetti: What’s the worst that could happen?
Liz: grinning We could die.
Bats: We could be arrested.
Lili: We could start a revolution.
Banana: nodding OR ALL THREE.
**
Arthra: WHY IS THE FLOOR LAVA?!
Liz: cackling BECAUSE I SAID SO.
Bats: jumping across tables THIS IS AMAZING.
Lili: skipping over the fire JUST GO WITH IT.
Banana: using a shield as a sled WE RIDE AT DAWN.
**
Wren: WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND A FLAMETHROWER?!
Lili: Online.
Bats: Stole it.
Banana: Borrowed it indefinitely.
Liz: grinning Found it.
**
Spaghetti: I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WEREN’T GONNA START A WAR.
Lili: I said we wouldn’t intentionally start one.
Bats: grinning This is accidental.
Liz: …But we’re committed now.
**
Arthra: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Lili: innocently Nothing.Bats: smirking Yet.
Liz: holding a match But we’re about to.
Banana: EVERYONE BRACE YOURSELVES.
**
Anaya: I WILL END THIS.
Liz: laughing YOU CAN’T STOP WHAT YOU CAN’T CATCH.
Bats: UNLEASH THE BEAST.
Lili: flips table dramatically IT’S TOO LATE.
Banana: CHAOS IS ALREADY HERE.
**
Non-Thwaphouser: YOU ARE MENACES TO SOCIETY.
Lili: grinning Thank you.
Bats: We try our best.
Liz: dramatic bow It’s a lifestyle.
Banana: It’s a science.
**
Arthra: staring at the burning wreckage What. Did. You. Do.
Lili: grinning We existed.
Bats: And flourished.
Liz: And thrived.
Banana: And conquered.
**
Anaya: I am going to cry.
Liz: grinning That makes two of us.
Bats: smirking But mine are tears of victory.
Lili: handing Anaya a cupcake Eat this and pretend everything’s fine.
**
Wren: WHY IS THERE A DRAGON IN THE KITCHEN?!
Liz: …He followed me home.
Bats: …He adopted us.
Lili: …He’s family now.
Banana: grinning WE RIDE AT MIDNIGHT.
**
Arthra: glaring I want you to make one responsible decision.
Liz: thinking hard …I responsibly decided to make bad choices.
Bats: nodding That counts, right?
Lili: It’s a responsible commitment to chaos.
**
Anaya: exhausted WHY are you like this?!
Liz: grinning Born this way.
Bats: Refined over time.
Lili: Perfected through practice.
Banana: Unstoppable now.
**
Let me know if you want to be in the next one!
If you'd like to be in the next one, I need to know if you are responsible or crazy. If I don't get an answer, you don't get in. shrugs
🤣
Oh dear... but then again, this is a typical day **pulls out enormous fire extiguisher*
Ok, but the first chapter of The Dreamkeeper Saga has to do with a dragon in the kitchen....
A kid in my church says he gets bombs from Mcdonalds
Yes yes. It is I. Thy both of fire and flame, Born for chaos. Thrive for entertainment. The one and only with grammar wore than one of a dragon with unintelligible wording (bows).
YES THE DRAGON IS FAMILY! Hey, I think he had a daughter and a wife, LET'S GO GET THEM!
I feel that if I were to ask to be in these, these things would become crazier...... adding a havoc spreader....
Anyway!
May I please be in the next one? If you can add me of course.
Thanks! 🙃
I'd love to be in the next one... these are amazing!!!
yep I needed that snack and didnt need my brain... The person I sold it to let me keep a braincell tho ...her names Phylis
I'm noticing I'm reverse of everyone else on here . . . everyone else has said they are more controlled IRL, this is showing me I'm less controlled IRL than on here.
PFFT--why are things exploding so much!? 🤣
I wanna be in the next one!!! 😂