Seth: What if I press the button?
Kay: You don’t even know what it does.
Seth: No, but I know I want to.
**
Spags: I may be crazy, but at least I make it look good.
Ellie: You ran into a glass door five minutes ago.
Spags: And did it with STYLE.
**
Wren: Who ate my secret stash of cookies?
Fab: muffled No one.
Wren: Open your mouth.
Fab: panicking, chewing faster
Wren: crosses arms I expected betrayal, but not this quickly.
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Liz: You need to be more responsible.
Matt: You need to be more fun.
Liz: I am fun.
Matt: Last week, you told someone not to run with scissors.
Liz: crossing arms That’s just common sense.
Matt: They were running AT ME.
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Lili: If I die, you can have my books.
Ellie: If you die, I’m dying with you.
Gracie: If you die, I’m taking revenge.
Seth: If you die, can I have your snacks?
Arthra: rubbing temples Can we please stop planning for Lili’s hypothetical death??
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Seth: bursts into the room, panicked GUYS, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
Matt: already sighing What now?
Seth: Sooo, you know how fire spreads fast?
Kay: …
Arthra: …
Rachel: …
Lili: …
Ellie & Gracie: giggling in the background
Everyone: goes for the fire extinguisher I DON’T WANT TO KNOW.
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Non-Thwaphouser: anxiously pacing What if it goes wrong? What if we get caught? What if—
Liz: Listen, if we get caught, we blame Seth.
Seth: What—
Gracie: nodding And if that doesn’t work, we cry.
Ellie: And if THAT doesn’t work, we run.
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Lili: I’ll have you know I’m very responsible.
Anaya: You once threw a knife at someone because they insulted your favorite book.
Lili: glaring And I’d do it again.
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Arthra: What’s our plan?
Liz: Step one: Cause chaos.
Matt: …And step two?
Liz: We didn’t think that far.
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Arthra: YOU CAN’T JUST SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH EXPLOSIONS!
Seth: holding a lit match That sounds like a challenge.
**
Concerned Non-Thwaphouser: I don’t like this plan.
Ellie: Okay, new plan—same as the old plan, but you like it.
Concerned Non-Thwaphouser:
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Seth: I have a plan.
Matt: Oh no.
Seth: It’s a good plan.
Kay: That’s what worries me.
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Ellie: Why do I hear sirens?
Fab: sweating …Coincidence.
Spags: nervously laughing …Or maybe, just MAYBE, we made an oopsie.
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Non-Thwaphouser: panicking WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
Kay: Relax, it’s just a minor setback.
Liz: The "setback" is that WE’RE FALLING OFF A CLIFF.
Kay: …A minor inconvenience then.
**
Rachel: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Spags: laughing nervously Would you believe… nothing?
Rachel: NO.
Spags: Okay, would you believe… a little something?
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Ellie: Let’s play a game! It’s called Who Screams First?
Lili: Sounds fun.
Liz: Yeah!
Kay: Sounds concerning.
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Seth: We are so dead.
Anaya: Correction—you are dead. I’m just a witness.
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Seth: I’m in charge.
All the FF: deep sigh We are so doomed.
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Non-Thwaphouser: panicking WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Seth: Bold of you to assume we were alive in the first place.
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Liz: Look, it wasn’t my fault.
Lili: The fire was literally in your hands!
Liz: Okay, so technically, it was a little my fault—
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Wren: I can explain!
Kay: You burned down the kitchen.
Wren: …Okay, I can’t explain, but I can say it was funny.
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Seth: I made something cool!
Arthra: Is it dangerous?
Seth: …Define "dangerous."
Kay: deep sigh If I have to define it, it’s already a problem.
**
Liz: Why are we on top of a roof?!
Fab: Because someone said, "You won’t do it, coward," and I had to prove them wrong.
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Matt: Where’s Seth?
Rachel: Jail.
Matt: Already?! It’s not even NOON.
Lili: That must be a new record!
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Seth: I’m a genius.
Arthra: You just put a fork in the microwave.
Seth: EXACTLY. A scientific experiment.
Matt: already dialing 911
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Lili: holding a sword I have the power!
Non-Thwaphouser: You have a weapon.
Liz: SAME THING.
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Ellie: laughing maniacally
Anaya: Should we be worried?
Matt: I just assume that’s her default setting.
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Lili: running past with a flamethrower EVERYTHING’S UNDER CONTROL.
Arthra: …Why did she have to say that while making it sound like a lie?
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Anaya: Why do I hear explosions?
Lili: casually reloading a crossbow …Because I’m bad at aiming.
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Fab: trying to ride a chorkney I AM UNSTOPPABLE!
Anaya: watching from a distance She is so stoppable.
Lili: screams SHE HASN’T HAD ANY TRAINING!!!!!
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Matt: We do not need another chorkney.
Lili: holding a baby chorkney But look at his little face.
Matt: sighs …Fine, but this is the last one.
Lili: already sneaking in three more
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Ellie: We should start a chorkney racing league.
Gracie: We should start a chorkney fight club.
Fab: We should start a chorkney appreciation society.
Lili: Or… hear me out… all three.
**
Let my know if you wanna be in the next one and sorry if I forgot anyone!
✨😺Bats Stamp of Glitter😺✨
LOVE and I find it so great to see myself in more of these
I don't have a stamp, but here's a doohickey from my workshop that didn't work! Rachel hands you a small screw that roughly looks like a chornkey
I Thought you'd like it
Chef's kiss on these. 👌😂
Thank you for adding me!!! These are so perfect and definitely got my character right!
Yaaaaaaa more incorrect quotes! These are always so fun
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AND I DID IT WITH STYLE!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this one got me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love these!!! I didn't seem as OC in them either... so I guess I've started to get to know you guys and vice versa!!!
These are funny! 🤣
A week later- Step 2! Find ways to not die when creating chaos!