Yep, I made more! Enjoy!
Gracie: I'm going to start a band.
Matt: What’s it called?
Bats: Who’s in it?
Rachel: What kind of music do you play?
Pai: I call dibs on the triangle.
Pai: hands Bats a caffeinated soda
Kay: swats it away No, sleep.
Pai: hands Bats another caffeinated soda
Kay: swats it away No, sleep.
Bats sipping a third caffeinated soda: You two are adorable.
Bats: I have a bad feeling about this.
Kay: What’s wrong?
Bats: Seth and Fab just walked past carrying buckets labeled "DO NOT QUESTION THIS."
Kay: …
Bats: …
Kay: We should probably question it.
Dani: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Anaya: The power to instantly know what the HS are plotting.
Matt: That’s not a superpower, that’s self-preservation.
After Seth put a mystery box in the hallway
Bats wailing: You can’t just put “mystery” on a box and leave it in the hallway.
Seth: Technically, I can.
Anaya: …Should we open it?
Wren: Or run away?
Dani: I vote we poke it with a stick and see if it explodes.
Ellie: That’s how TTH attacks start.
Kay: Or friendship. Depends on the stick.
Banana: I have a stick. And a backup stick.
Trisper: Why do you have backup sticks?
Banana: For backup emergencies.
Charlotte: If this box explodes, I’m blaming all of you.
Wren: If it explodes, we’ll have bigger problems than blame.
Clark: So... open it?
Kay: Or we could just set it on fire and walk away.
Matt: That’s not problem solving, that’s arson.
Fab: glares
Wren: I’m 90% sure this will work.
Ellie M.: And the other 10%?
Wren: That’s where the screaming starts.
Anaya: I made tea.
Lili: Great!
Anaya: I was tired. It’s just hot Dr. Pepper.
Lili horrified: I’m calling 9-1-1.
Fab: I’m not saying I’m a genius.
Gracie: Good, because you just tried to charge your phone in a totato.
Ellie M.: I’ve made a list of things we’re not allowed to do.
Fab: Is “don’t threaten the sun” on it?
Ellie M.: It is now.
Seth: I’m not saying I caused the power outage.
Matt: But?
Seth: I did microwave a fork.
Bats: I’m going to run away and live in the woods.
Kay: You cried when your Wi-Fi went out for 10 minutes.
Bats glares: I was taking an online class!
Ellie: Seth, I promise, if I see you holding TNT one more time—
Seth: Then you’ll see me holding TNT one more time.
Seth: I have an idea.
Matt: That’s never good.
Rachel: I support the idea no matter what it is.
Wren: Does it involve fire?
Seth: Indirectly.
Fab: Does it involve annoyance?
Seth: Directly.
Spags: Does it involve explosives?
Seth: Always.
Matt: …We are doomed.
Char: If Bats and Seth ever teamed up, what do you think would happen?
Ellie M.: An unstoppable glitter-and-explosives nightmare.
Anaya: Truly terrifying.
Ellie W.: Banana, why do you look so excited?
Banana: Because Bats is about to introduce another cat to the group and Wren is going to lose her mind.
Wren: I am RIGHT HERE!
Seth: If I ever go missing, just play really annoying noises on loop. I’ll come running.
Anaya: That’s ridiculous.
Seth: Are you saying it wouldn’t work?
Anaya: …No, I’m saying it would work too well.
Seth: I just had an idea.
Lili: Oh no.
Seth: No, hear me out—what if we made explosive chicken feed?
Fab: I support this.
Ellie W.: I absolutely do not.
Rachel: I do, though.
Andrea: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Fab: Mine just says ‘Fab, no'.
Andrea: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Banana: Alright, group bonding question! What are some things people often say to you?
Fab: ‘Fab, no’
Bats: ‘Go to sleep’
Kay: ‘Are you okay?’
Wren: ‘Your medical record is outrageous’, even when said person is twisting her ankle all the time!
Bats: …Banana, next question
Fab: I have mastered the art of being the most annoying person alive.
Marki: I don’t think that’s something to be proud of.
Fab: That’s exactly what someone who hasn’t mastered it would say.
Ellie M.: Alright, here’s the deal. No explosions, no unnecessary fires, no drinking any weird substances, no taking bounds—
Bats: But what if—
Ellie M.: No "but what if"! If it involves setting something on fire or blowing something up, it is off-limits!
Seth: visibly sweating while holding a lit stick of TNT Define "off-limits."
Seth: bursts into the room dramatically FAB!
Fab: equally dramatic SETH!
Lili: calmly sipping tea Would you two care to explain why there’s smoke coming from outside?
Rachel: casually walking in The good news is, we figured out what happens when you mix the World Ender bomb with fireworks.
Arthra: If I catch anyone trying to set something on fire today, I will personally confiscate all your flamethrowers.
Fab: gasp You wouldn’t.
Arthra: Watch me.
Fab: clutches flamethrower That’s cruel and unusual punishment.
Matt: We need a game plan.
Anaya: Agreed.
Seth: Disagreed.
Matt: …Seth, you haven’t even heard the plan.
Seth: Plans imply order. I propose chaos.
Fab: nods approvingly
Wren: nods approvingly
Rachel: already setting fire to something
Bats: …this is why we don’t get anything done.
Lili, slightly concerned: When was the last time you had rest?
Bats, holding her 6th cup of coffee: No.
Wren: Hey, Char... Could you come over?
Wren: I mean it's completely fine if you can't and you’re busy and things, because it's not a big deal.
Wren: ...
Wren: But the stove may be ever so slightly on fire.
Bats: Name ONE thing better than a cat!
Wren, not looking up from her book: Two cats.
Bats: GASPS* YOU'RE RIGHT!!
Seth: Well, it looks like it's time to move onto plan 2.
Trisper: Wouldn't that be plan B?
Seth: That would mean I only have twenty-six plans.
there's a fire
Pai: Quick! Call 9-1-1!
Banana: The '9' button isn't working!
Pai: Just flip the phone over and use the '6' button!
Banana: Genius!
Kay, trying to put out the fire: What?
Trisper, driving Ellie W.’s car
Trisper: Well, your airbags sure work.
Ellie W.: Great!
Ellie W.: Wait-how do you know that?!
In a jail cell*
Seth: The risk I took was calculated!
Bats, Lili, Kay, and Ellie M.: HOW?!
Seth: I'M BAD AT MATH!
Meanwhile,
Matt: I'm here to pick up my friends.
Police officer: Who are your friends?
Matt: You must be new here.
Fab: Are you implying I occasionally stray from the rule book?
Gracie: I'm implying that you do not have a rule book, and if you do you most certainly have never opened it!
My ideas are apparently too good for this world...
Man if I'm bad at math I should not be making explosives. 🤣
What if fab does NOT want to burn down TTH? Fab, no. Do not not burn down TTH.
Two cats are two things. Not one.
Awh. Why no? I thought cutting a tree down to land on tth would be awesome.... it would make tth a tree house! I think thats how Rachel got hers? Or maybe using hyper growth elixir on a sapling inside tth would be better.... checks bottle "CAUTION no counter elixir to cancel out the effects."
Well then. Better dump the whole bottle then. Who's with me?
The 'Fab, no' one 🤣🤣🤣
Well, you could have your instrument be a cannon (or ceremonial field artillery), according to Tchaikovsky’s 1812 overture…
🤣🤣🤣
No joke, I would definitely poke a mystery box to see if it explodes 🤣
Also, 'Just flip the phone over and use the '6' button!' Brilliant!
I DIED LAUGHING AT EVERY SINGLE ONE STOOOOP BATS THESE WHERE HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THE SECOND TO LAST ONE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THE 911 ONE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THE STOVES EVER SO SLIGHTLY ON FIRE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lol i have a feeling that in the second to last one, i took part in the risk and then just dissapeared when the cops showed up and whent to tell Matt🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can I please open the mystery box please please please!!!!???
OH MY GROUNDS THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I STARTED SQUEAKING TRING TO KEEP MY LAUGHING DOWN BRO 🤣🤣🤣🤣 THIS WAS SO GREAT
THOSE WERE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
Ones that legitimately made me laugh out loud;
Hot Dr. Pepper
Don’t threaten the sun
“Fab no”
Calling 911
Wrens stove on fire
😂 I love all of these!